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lolcats no longer funny

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Lolcats have officially been declared "no longer funny" by disgraced former This Morning and Wheel Of Fortune host Johny Leslie.

"They were funny for like five minutes," he said, candidly. "After that I was just pretending to laugh. Sure, I'm a rapist, or so dozens of women claim, but I know when an internet meme has ceased to be amusing. And brother, that shit has CEASED TO BE AMUSING!"

Nicole Kidman refused to comment unless John Leslie was kept at least ten miles from her at all times, then said "uhh, I don't know what lolcats are, bye."
 
I hated them from the inception because they were just a rebranding of INTERNET COMMUNITY'S former practice of OUT OF DATE MEME.
 
I WILL CONSTURCT THE NEXT MEME OUT OF CARD AND GLITTER AND GLUE.
 
real life memes are funnier, but then how do we communicate them to people?

I have shown the pirates keyboard to a number of people at work - but wierdly not many other people found it funny.

here it is:
pirate_keyboard.jpg
 
Maybe they're wondering why pirates need a "shift" key?
 
How could anyone not find that funny, DAVID MARKOWITZ?!?
 
It is clearly funny...
 
The space bar should be called "the plank", maybe.
 
Wacky is onto something there.
 
I'm pleased by the lack of response by lolcats.
 
People know not to cross the line on this.
 
The cat was in its right to sit on her.
 
I have nothing against CATS themselves.
 
OMG Look! Cute Cats! OH Wow! Its the same uncomfortableness when you see an ugly baby-but you still have to say, "Ohhh Loook-cute baby!"
A co worker was showing me his baby pics-and one of them looked really really scary-so I said, "OMG What a scary pic!" and he looked at me strange and said, "Scary?"
Ooops.
 
I once told a friend her baby was ugly...it didn't work out so well.
 
arr, lolcats be pointless 'n' not funny, me hearties.


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Exactly.
 
So is this where the MF "!" response came from?

Thankyou, pirate keyboard!
 
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