Lolly axed from Neighbours for being PREGNANT?

[CaptainWacky]

I have decided to start the completely unfounded and possibly damaging rumour that the actress who plays Lolly was axed from Neighbours for getting pregnant, based on nothing more than the fact that when she was saying goodbye to everyone in today's episode she looked a little wider than usual around the hips (which was probably due to the skirt she was wearing.)

WHO'S THE FATHER IS IT HAROLD OMG?

 

[Cassie]

Space Monkey is her baby daddy.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe it's FUDDLEMIFF!?

 

[Cassie]

She can go on a talk show and have all the possible daddies take DNA tests.

Fuddlemiff and Space Monkey would probably get in a fist fight.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Harold would throttle Fuddster with his gardening gloves.

 

[Cassie]

Not if Fuddlemiff stabs him with his stabber first.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Fuddlemiff has given up on Neighbours.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Lolly* will return next month, beginning an exciting plotline in which she sets up a gay porn video production factory, with Zeke(I dunno, he's looking sorta cute these days..) and Ringo Bighead as actors.

*Played by the Tracht.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If she was merely axed for bad acting, THEN CARMELLA SHOULD BE NEXT.