Lord Kookoo Fights Allah over Sand cupcakeers

[Lord Kookoo]

Dear Allah:

I demand all camel jockeys be given over to the Saviour of the World, Lord Kookoo. Lord Kookoo created them, including the camel, the deserts and stinky robes. Lord Kookoo therefore demands Allah leave LORD KOOKOO's sand cupcakeers ALONE! LORD KOOKOO's oil, LORD KOOKOO'S camel jockeys!
Allah may, if Allah wishes, find Eskimoos and make them Allah's. But Lord Kookoo demands the Middle East, so fuck off Allah!!

 

[Sendell]

Dear Allah:

I demand all camel jockeys be given over to the Saviour of the World, Lord Kookoo. Lord Kookoo created them, including the camel, the deserts and stinky robes. Lord Kookoo therefore demands Allah leave LORD KOOKOO's sand cupcakeers ALONE! LORD KOOKOO's oil, LORD KOOKOO'S camel jockeys!
Allah may, if Allah wishes, find Eskimoos and make them Allah's. But Lord Kookoo demands the Middle East, so fuck off Allah!!

And fuck off LORD KOOKOO?

 

[Dark_Temptation]

I have a cousin named Allah.

Ironicly she lives in the U.S.

 

[Duncelor]

Liar. Dirty little liar.

 

[Dark_Temptation]

Yes she is B)

 

[Duncelor]

I knew it.

 

[Dark_Temptation]

Sadly, this isnt an american award show B)

 

[Duncelor]

Thankfully, I've only witnessed one of those and have almost forgotten none of it.

 

[Dark_Temptation]

Too stinky? B)

 

[Duncelor]

Yes, but only partially that.

Moreso: lame, putrid, ghei, superficial, trite, predictable, and boring.

 

[Dark_Temptation]

Like Paris Hilton B)

 

[Duncelor]

Not...quite that bad..

 

[Sendell]

Having a conversation with your duals is the lowest form of trolling.

 

[Dr Fuckofff]

Dear Allah:

...Lord Kookoo created them

Fuck offf, kookoo, fuck you and fuck allah. Now shut the fuck up!