Lord Vader is a fucking idiot.

[jack]

Not a youtag thread.

 

[StringTheorist]

From now on, this is a black metal thread!

 

[Loktar]

From now on, this is a gay clowns thread!

FIXED.

 

[StringTheorist]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Loktar]

YES!!!!

 

[StringTheorist]

I SAID NO!

 

[jack]

String Theorist is a fucking idiot.

 

[Loktar]

I SAID NO!

YES!!!:mmph:

 

[StringTheorist]

ok.





No.

 

[Loktar]

MAYBE?

 

[StringTheorist]

Okay, I agree to 10% yes and 90% no.

 

[Lilac]

This thread is useless.
Palpatine is my bitch.

 

[Emperor Palpatine]

This thread is useless.
Palpatine is my bitch.

I have no quarrel with you. My job here is to show that worthless jackwagon, Vader up for what he is. Do you know HOW those plans got into the hands of the rebels? That's right, our mouth-breathing friend was in his quarters playing Banthaville on Facebook instead of performing security sweeps.

 

[Lilac]

I thought Facebook was banned in the Empire...?

 

[Emperor Palpatine]

I thought Facebook was banned in the Empire...?

Not at all. Facebook is allowed. Myspace, however has been banned. The Empire cannot tolerate the amount of fail contained in Myspace.

 

[Lilac]

[youtube]3F1d3QWsyk0[/youtube]

 

[Emperor Palpatine]

Yeah, it's EXACTLY like that. You have no idea how close to the truth that is.

 

[Lord Vader]

We would have destroyed the Rebels on Hoth if you hadn't appointed your lazy idiot nephew as an Admiral of a Star Destroyer. That fool came out of hyperspeed too close to the planet and ruined our element of surprise. And of course I wanted to put the Shield Generator on a barren deserted planet, but you pulled rank and put it on Endor with a bunch of walking Teddy Bears.

I swear old man one of these days when your back is turned, I'm gonna.......

 

[jack]

does this arouse you gentlemen?

 

[StringTheorist]

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