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Losing my Star Wars virginity

Mentalist

Mentalist

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BBC News have had a whole Star Wars thing going on for weeks now. I've been following their stories they've been doing from Skywalker Ranch and ILM for a while. Now they've got some guy who has never seen Star Wars before to watch it and document the experience.

This is the guy, Kevin, who has never seen Star Wars...


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Looks a lot like he should have really..

Anyway.. the article:


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6680279.stm
 
It's a bit disappointing that the article doesn't continue for the rest of the OT.
 
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It's Alec Guinness! "Hello there" to you too, sir. He's one of the cloaked cat characters, although obviously I can now tell they're not cats after all. Is he this Obi fellow?
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He's acting retarded on purpose, right?
 
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Han owes Jabba the Hut some money. Jabba's turquoise "enforcer" turns up to collect it, but Han won't have it until he's taken Obi to Alderaan. The "enforcer" gets blown up, which makes it two murders in five minutes. Must be a rough bar as nobody bats an eyelid.
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PROOF THAT THE WHOLE "SHOOTS FIRST" DEBATE IS A LOAD OF CABBAGE.
 
this reminds me to go to the star wars exhibition.

lol, he calls the ships planes.. my dad does that
 
They['re in SPACE
 
LOL SPACE IS THE PLACE
 
And it turns out R2-D2 is the one which looks like a dustbin and also strangely like Metal Mickey, a star of ITV's Saturday teatime schedule in the early 1980s.
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FUCKING IDIOT.
 
Does anyone believe this man knows absolutely nothing about Star Wars?
 
I'm starting to wonder if the words "Star Wars" were added to the article at the last moment to save face.
 
Maybe he's been in a coma for 30 years and he woke up and someone said "want a job with the BBC, mate?" and he said "HOLY SHIT I'VE MISSED OUT ON SO MUCH IN LIFE I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO ADJUST I MAY AS WELL BE BACK IN THE COMA!"
 
Sometimes I wish I was in a coma!
 
At least the illusion of control is gone.
 
Unless you have vivid dreams of being in control while you are in the coma, then you might as well be awake.
 
AT LEAST YOU CAN'T QUESTION IT THEN. Unless you have dreams where you're questioning it.
 
OMG IT'S ALL POINTLESS!
 
DSALGj
 
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