CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Sawyer and Juliet's steamy affair continues as they have sex on top of the newly discovered volcano, but a vengeful Kate, believing Sawyer donkey punched her (it was actually Walt) arrives with a gun TRIGGERING (it's a pun) an EXPLOSIVE (they're on a volcano, it's a pun) confrontation!
The tiger chases down Charlie at last and mauls him to death. Satisfied, it turns back into the old women from the jewellery store and tells Desmond that he was a fool to try and change Charlie's fate, then leaves in a helicopter for some reason. Desmond says "you can come out now" and Charlies comes out from the bushes! Desmond rips the Charlie mask off the dead body revealing it to be POULO! "Sorry," he says. "But I like Charlie, and you're a prick, brother."
Walt and Michael finish digging up Libby's body, but what do they want with her? A furious Hurley tries to run Michael over with his hippy van but hits Jinn by mistake! Vincent barks.
Locke and Sayid finally discover the Miseltoe station, but when they open the hatch it's full of bricks! Danielle and Alex lock them in and set the hatch on fire and Alex giggles that the daughters of Alvir Hanso are finally back together!
Jack chases Ben underground and demands to speak to Jacob. Ben says fine, Jacob is all around him! Jack is confused but Ben pulls a lever revealing THE LARGEST COMPUTER IN THE WORLD! Jack says things finally make sense, Jacob is a computer! Ben says that's right and there's no stopping him. Jack tries to use logic to make Jacob self-destruct like Kirk used to do on Star Trek all the time but the Phantom Mister Eko hits him with his Jesus Stick.
Rose eats Hurley's last leaf covered in peanut butter.
The tiger chases down Charlie at last and mauls him to death. Satisfied, it turns back into the old women from the jewellery store and tells Desmond that he was a fool to try and change Charlie's fate, then leaves in a helicopter for some reason. Desmond says "you can come out now" and Charlies comes out from the bushes! Desmond rips the Charlie mask off the dead body revealing it to be POULO! "Sorry," he says. "But I like Charlie, and you're a prick, brother."
Walt and Michael finish digging up Libby's body, but what do they want with her? A furious Hurley tries to run Michael over with his hippy van but hits Jinn by mistake! Vincent barks.
Locke and Sayid finally discover the Miseltoe station, but when they open the hatch it's full of bricks! Danielle and Alex lock them in and set the hatch on fire and Alex giggles that the daughters of Alvir Hanso are finally back together!
Jack chases Ben underground and demands to speak to Jacob. Ben says fine, Jacob is all around him! Jack is confused but Ben pulls a lever revealing THE LARGEST COMPUTER IN THE WORLD! Jack says things finally make sense, Jacob is a computer! Ben says that's right and there's no stopping him. Jack tries to use logic to make Jacob self-destruct like Kirk used to do on Star Trek all the time but the Phantom Mister Eko hits him with his Jesus Stick.
Rose eats Hurley's last leaf covered in peanut butter.
