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Luci, I have a question.

Laker_Girl

Mrs. Big Dick McGee
You tell us you're Canadian. My friend just got back from Canada and she said that all Canadians are plain yet very thin and all they eat is healthy granola type nature food. Why are you so fuckin' fat?
 
Laker_Girl said:
You tell us you're Canadian. My friend just got back from Canada and she said that all Canadians are plain yet very thin and all they eat is healthy granola type nature food. Why are you so fuckin' fat?

I am fat? I am curious to learn how it is you 'know' I am fat when you have never seen me? What 'friend' is this you speak of? How does one as ugly as yourself ever gain a 'friend'? How much do you pay her to pretend she is your friend????? Canadians are 'plain' too? We all eat healthy granola-type nature food do we? Is that why we see so many Red Lobsters, McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Mr. Submarine etc.? Damn. I never realised they sold 'granola-type' foods? *ROTFLMAO*. Let me guess. Your 'friend' told you we Canadians all reside in IGLOOS yes? We drive to work aboard snowmobiles right? :laugh:
 
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^dddggggggghhhhhhh................give some warning if ya gonna post that again sarek *shudder*

Lucy, looking like that, the whole world pwns you.
 
Panda said:
^dddggggggghhhhhhh................give some warning if ya gonna post that again sarek *shudder*

Lucy, looking like that, the whole world pwns you.

The fact you believe that is me tells who the truly PWned in here are. Look!! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's.. it's SANTA CLAUS!! *ROTFLMAO*.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I am fat?

Grossly obese, yes.

Canadians are 'plain' too?

She used the word plain, she's a very nice person what she really meant was ugly. And you are ugly, no question.

We all eat healthy granola-type nature food do we? Is that why we see so many Red Lobsters, McDonalds, Burger King, Taco Bell, Mr. Submarine etc.? Damn. I never realised they sold 'granola-type' foods?

Look, I don't care if you eat your young Tubbs, it was one simple question. And Geez, I've never seen anyone so ready to admit their country isn't as healthy as one visitor observed but that does explain why you're such a lard ass though, thanks.

*ROTFLMAO*. Let me guess. Your 'friend' told you we Canadians all reside in IGLOOS yes? We drive to work aboard snowmobiles right? :laugh:

She might but after she said, "I went to Whistler (sp?) and everyone was so thin, all they eat is granola type healthy food..." I replied, "Canada? You went to Canada?" She said, "Yes." And I said, "No offense but I don't care." And that was the end of that conversation.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Grossly obese, yes.



She used the word plain, she's a very nice person what she really meant was ugly. And you are ugly, no question.



Look, I don't care if you eat your young Tubbs, it was one simple question. And Geez, I've never seen anyone so ready to admit their country isn't as healthy as one visitor observed but that does explain why you're such a lard ass though, thanks.



She might but after she said, "I went to Whistler (sp?) and everyone was so thin, all they eat is granola type healthy food..." I replied, "Canada? You went to Canada?" She said, "Yes." And I said, "No offense but I don't care." And that was the end of that conversation.

She went to Whistler yet claimed everyone was thin? She could see through snowsuits and the like? She has x-ray vision? You do realise Whistler is a ski resort in British Columbia yes? Of course you cared. You were jealous she managed to visit a grand country yet you cannot even love your mommy and daddy's hovel of a basement.
 
SaintLucifer said:
She went to Whistler yet claimed everyone was thin? She could see through snowsuits and the like? She has x-ray vision? You do realise Whistler is a ski resort in British Columbia yes? Of course you cared. You were jealous she managed to visit a grand country yet you cannot even love your mommy and daddy's hovel of a basement.

So what yer tryin' to say is that yer stupid & fat?

'NUFF SAID!
 
I need a tissue! I laughed so hard I'm crying and now my side hurts!

I assume that when people go into the mall or a restaurant they take their snow suits off. I guess she notice how thin they were then dumb ass. She didn't go to go skiing she went on a trip with another friend, why there? Don't know, don't care. And no I did not realize that Whister was a blah-biddy-blah in blah-biddy-blah but more than that, I don't care.

FYI, my great-grandfather was French, he moved his family from Sweden to Canada when my grandfather was in his early teens. When my grandfather turned 17 he moved himself to the U.S. The man hated Canada, BY THE GRACE OF GOD! The man hated Canada.
 
QUOTE=Laker_Girl]Grossly obese, yes.[/QUOTE]

Odd since you are incredibly rotund in comparison to myself. Ever seen a washboard stomach?? *points at mine*

She used the word plain, she's a very nice person what she really meant was ugly. And you are ugly, no question.

You can see me from wherever you are?? Damn but talk about great vision! Still angry I called you 'one ugly fucking bitch' yes? I told you. It is alright to cry. No one will think any lesser of you (as if that was even possible).

Look, I don't care if you eat your young Tubbs, it was one simple question. And Geez, I've never seen anyone so ready to admit their country isn't as healthy as one visitor observed but that does explain why you're such a lard ass though, thanks.

And my answer was simple. We are not as 'health conscious' as she claims. I begin to question whether she has even set foot into Canada. We differ in no way from the USA in this respect. We enjoy the same restaurants you do. One could scarcely tell the difference between the USA and Canada when it comes to eating habits. You just eat more of the same foodstuffs than we do. Simple.

She might but after she said, "I went to Whistler (sp?) and everyone was so thin, all they eat is granola type healthy food..." I replied, "Canada? You went to Canada?" She said, "Yes." And I said, "No offense but I don't care." And that was the end of that conversation.

She went to Whistler yet claimed everyone was thin? She could see through snowsuits and the like? She has x-ray vision? You do realise Whistler is a ski resort in British Columbia yes? Of course you cared. You were jealous she managed to visit a grand country yet you cannot even love your mommy and daddy's hovel of a basement. Shush when attempting to insult Canadians. Your computer is powered by electricity generated here in Canada. Shhhhh. I can see you have been seriously hurt by my words. You would I should take it easy on you from now on? I could do so. For a price.
 
SaintLucifer said:
And my answer was simple. We are not as 'health conscious' as she claims. I begin to question whether she has even set foot into Canada. We differ in no way from the USA in this respect. We enjoy the same restaurants you do. One could scarcely tell the difference between the USA and Canada when it comes to eating habits. You just eat more of the same foodstuffs than we do. Simple.

Yeah, your country is just as fat as ours, great yeah, we can tell from your picture. That sure is something to be proud of!!!

Did you know your posts look almost as shitty as your photochop skillz?
 
SaintLucifer said:
Odd since you are incredibly rotund in comparison to myself. Ever seen a washboard stomach?? *points at mine*

Post a picture of your washboard abs Tubbs. I know you're poor Fuggs but surely you can afford one measley picture.

You can see me from wherever you are?? Damn but talk about great vision! Still angry I called you 'one ugly fucking bitch' yes? I told you. It is alright to cry. No one will think any lesser of you (as if that was even possible).

I'm not angry that you called me ugly, not at all. It does however mortify me that in reality you jerk off to my picture and fantasize about how you can convince me to move that toilet called Canada.

And my answer was simple. We are not as 'health conscious' as she claims. I begin to question whether she has even set foot into Canada. We differ in no way from the USA in this respect. We enjoy the same restaurants you do. One could scarcely tell the difference between the USA and Canada when it comes to eating habits. You just eat more of the same foodstuffs than we do. Simple.

Why would she lie about going to Canada? You'd have to be Canadian to do something that incredibly stupid and she's an American.

She said the food was really good there she just said it was very healthful. GOOD LORD! Quit having a cow...Although you're perfectly capable.

She went to Whistler yet claimed everyone was thin? She could see through snowsuits and the like? She has x-ray vision? You do realise Whistler is a ski resort in British Columbia yes? Of course you cared. You were jealous she managed to visit a grand country yet you cannot even love your mommy and daddy's hovel of a basement. Shush when attempting to insult Canadians. Your computer is powered by electricity generated here in Canada. Shhhhh. I can see you have been seriously hurt by my words. You would I should take it easy on you from now on? I could do so. For a price.

You already posted this retard.
 
Ishcabittle said:
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Hey, if this isn't you, why does it have "saintlucifer' in the URL?


Wonderful logic. Then this must be really you below am I correct? Look at the URL. I guess you mean like this:

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/4827/ishcabittle8yx.jpg


So you can read it better since you are so fucking stupid. Gee, there is your name therefore it must be you. Fucking moron:

http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/4827/ishcabittle8yx.jpg

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FUCK YOU ARE DUMB. ANYONE COULD HAVE FIGURED THAT ONE OUT.
 
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