Luke and Bex Twitter war

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, I hate posting about these two mongbricks, but on the other hand they're both in pain so that's pretty funny.

http://www.celebrity-pix.co.uk/2009/12/05/reality-bites-on-big-brother-twitter/

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Wow, Luke turns out to be gay after all, what a shock. I know Bex is a compulsive attention whore and certainly not above making up lies, but everything she said is totally believable.

Love Gerry

"Calm down U both! Bex dont give numbers around! Luke some cock is good 4U, nothing wrong with it! Go shuck shome cock in a musheeeeum!"

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I TOLD YOU!

 

[Mentalist]

She should be crucified solely for spelling "deleted" as "deleated" over and over again.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'm on Luke's "side" because he can write in English at least. The cunt.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I'm on Bex's side because I've already verbally abused her in real life and I fucking despise Luke (even though I'm starting to forget exactly why).

 

[CaptainWacky]

You only hate him because THE PUBLIC HAVE A HITLIST AND...NO, THIS HOUSE HAS A HITLIST AND THE PUBLIC ARE FOLLOWING IT...WACHEL.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

BE CURFAL, MAACKEH! WUTCH YER BACK!! BTW, FANCY A THREESOME WITH BEX LURTA?