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MAD ANDY got banned from the Eastenders forum

I think I'd need a 7 foot tall black nun to poke my eyes out with a Visionaries action figure, then dress me in Nikki Cox's skin, make me fuck Bobcat Goldthwaite, then sell me to Ivorian slave traders before I'd consider posting at an Eastenders forum.

Of course, by then I'd be a blind, mentally & anally screwed slave with no access to the Interweb, so the whole argument would be rendered trivial, much like the soaps weak-sauce stories.
 
I used to post there, but it got full of more and more gangster as the years wore on until I just gave up on it.

I remember an occasion when a member who'd recently been banned decided to briefly return, but was told "you've got a lotta bottle showin' yer face arraaaand 'ere" and promptly thrown out.
 
It's not over when you get banned, there's then a six month "WHO BANNED MAD ANDY!?" mystery to solve (it's always a letdown when you find out too.)
 
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