Make up lies about Britney Spears

[Kitty]

Madonna claimed her tongue was better than dental floss.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She hates all pottery.

 

[Cassie]

She paid Dr Phil for his psychological evaluation with sex and Dr Pepper.

 

[CaptainWacky]

She thinks Bill Dee Williams is "better" than Alan Dale.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Booked on a Russian flight to the ISS next month to have the first space rehab. Said to be over the moon.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Kills ducks.

 

[FBI parte due]

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[Ishcabittle]

she's more attracktive than natalie, emma, keira, and scarlette COMBINES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe Keira.

 

[Ishcabittle]

yeah.