Make up more fake Gordforsakens Hellholes style cryptic drama threads

[CaptainWacky]

You know the ones: where someone (usually DarthSikle) posts something like 'I heard a wordforge admin likes the smell of money, if you know what I mean.' and the thread is completely ignored for 8 months until some random Wordforger bumps it and asks "what the fuck was this about?" and DS instantly replies "those in the know, know. Those who don't, don't" as if that's a meaningful response and the thread dies again. Anyway, let's make some.

"Wordforge bans disabled children?"

"Wordforge was down for six minuts on January 13th 2005...I wonder why..."

"Lisa still owns TrekBBS?"

"T'Bonz breasts feeds gators while she should be adminning?"

"SUNNY NOW WITH THE SMOKING GUNNS, SAY IT AIN'T SO!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

And NO, "gordforsaken" wasn't a typo, but rather a tribute to our leader Gordon "strangely" Brown.

 

[Gagh]

"Ex-Isle backlinks to FBI website?"

"Wordforge mods & admin meetup results in real life punch-up?"

"Heroic Fool admits to hitting Sadi with a Slinky"

 

[Cassie]

"T'bonz sold the IP addresses of banned members to Toys R Us."

"Heroic Fool banned me for peeking up Sadi's knickers!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

"HeroicFool's fingers are growing longer, if you know what I mean."

"Cassandra spills Wordforge secrets, but I'm not telling you them. BUT I KNOW THEM."