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Man assaulted officer with his penis

Me too! Reading stories of men attacking policewomen with their penises written in matter of fact English is always a laff.
 
My kind of man. If I don't read the article I can imagine a caped crusader, with a huge dong, righting the wrongs, fighting police brutality, one penis slap at a time.

OH... I read the article. He MISSED! What kind of big donged caped crusader does he think he is?
 
Is there a special Penis Response Unit?
 
Sheriff Annella Cowan was told that the Lithuanian had now quit binge drinking because of the incident.
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Oh, so from now on he's only going to do the regular drinking-and-falling-asleep-on-the-couch-on-a-daily-basis routine like everyone else does? Well, I guess that settles that, then.
 
At least if he wasin't QUITE as drunk he might be able to aim his penis more accurately.
 
Now we need a story of a criminal chasing a WPC down the road backwards spreading his arse cheeks.

No. Really. We need this. Honest.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Is there a special Penis Response Unit?
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No but I'm sure there soon will be.

Law and Order: Penis Response Unit.
 
Do you think in the future we'll be able to trade TKers, so say, I trade Loktar for Henoch, and Henoch starts posting again? Y'know, like a game of Top Trumps?

COULD THIS HAPPEN?
 
Gagh said:
Do you think in the future we'll be able to trade TKers, so say, I trade Loktar for Henoch, and Henoch starts posting again? Y'know, like a game of Top Trumps?

COULD THIS HAPPEN?
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:(

Message recieved. I'll just go bugger off to Badlands I guess.
 
I wasn't being serious you bloody great lummox.
 
Near the Rose Garden one winter when Clinton was President, a few people noticed his name written in pee in the snow.

One was overheard to remark "that looks like Monica Lewinky's handwriting".
 
Gagh said:
I wasn't being serious you bloody great lummox.
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Neither was I. You used to be able to get rid of me that easily in the past but not anymore.
 
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