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Man Boobs and Hairy Chest thread open to all

Just imagine my fingers caressing the hair on your chest and pinching your nipples, and my hands running up and down your body and my lips and my tongue teasing you, tantalizing you. Then take a picture and send it to me.
Do it.
Now.
 
LC, you've already seen my moobs and hairy chest. Though, I'm a bit upset that my moobs are a bit more out of control than I want because I can't exercise as much as I want due to the injury.

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um............. i shave mine so i am out. And tanning is pretty much none existent so so i little on the blinding white side also.
 
I thought you were leaving?

I did leave.

I mean, wizer left.

This is federal agent Dick Hurtz. I will be posting on this board using the wizer account until the investigation involving his attempted murder is solved. If it cannot be solved then in about 10 years it will be on an episode of "Cold Case Files" (new episodes starting Fall on NBC) and the files will be reopened and then it will be solved by detectives doing the exact same work that the incompetent ones did 10 years before and this time they will find the killer.
 
Wizer is dead. You are an imposter and, by your own admission, and incompetent one at that. You must abandon the wizer account, delete it and begin a new one. Or, you must post the account password for all persons here to use.
 
Wizer is dead. You are an imposter and, by your own admission, and incompetent one at that. You must abandon the wizer account, delete it and begin a new one. Or, you must post the account password for all persons here to use.

I didn't die! I was semi comatose and declared dead. I woke up on the autopsy table just as I was about to be peeled like a cucumber and the cute blond mortician fainted and I fucked her.

FACT
 
I didn't die! I was semi comatose and declared dead. I woke up on the autopsy table just as I was about to be peeled like a cucumber and the cute blond mortician fainted and I fucked her.

FACT

Your storyline is in ruins. You don't know if you are Det. Al the Drunk, his partner Mike Hunt, the Fed Injured Penis, or wizer. This is a true thing - you did not fuck a blonde female mortician in a place where all the men wear sandals.

Give up the password now!
 
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