MAN HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CHILD'S ABDUCTION...LET'S SHOW HIM ANYWAY

[CaptainWacky]

A MAN WHO HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH A CHILD'S ABDUCTION WILL TODAY BE FEATURED IN THE NEWS FOR ABOUT FIFTEEN MINUTES JUST BECAUSE HE WAS QUESTIONED, IT WAS REPORTED TODAY.

"LOL HE'S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT BUT HERE'S HIS NAME, ADDRESS, PICTURES OF ALL HIS RELATIVES AND FAVOURITE VOYAGER EPISODE JUST IN CASE YOU WANT TO GO ROUND TO HIS HOUSE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM ANYWAY BECAUSE HE 'LOOKS A BIT LIKE A PAEDO' OKAY!" SAID A SUN JOURNALIST.

 

[Mentalist]

My mother has been expressing her less than friendly thoughts on journalists and this ridiculous witch hunt all day.

I've closed my door and have my headphones in now.

 

[Gagh]

SOPHIE ELLIS-BEXTOR ALBUM SUSPECTED IN MISSING GIRL CASE....

 

[Mentalist]

He should walk around town playing this on a big boom box

http://www.esnips.com/doc/b75c3129-5b5d-421a-b3f1-350e763d696d/Michael-Jackson---Little-Susie


TOO SOON DR DAVE?

 

[headvoid]

Yes, but at least that poor attractive mirror reporter has advanced her career and is destined for TV journalism - come on, there is a silver lining.

I hope she reports any local busy bodies in the area.

"I saw him officer, he did a President Roslin Squint when a child farted!"

 

[Mentalist]

In a rare moment of seriousness this story is very upsetting. To harm a little 4 year old girl is beyond imagination.

She is such a pretty girl as well it means she probably was taken by some sick fucker.

The only real hope is that she was taken by gypsies who sell children to those who can't have children themselves. But truth be told that's very unlikley.

At the same time the media frenzy over this case has been totally disproportionate. Thousands of children are abducted and killed every year all across the world. Where is their media coverage?

I really hope they find her alive but it's not looking great at the moment.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yeah, they were showing a portuguese family on the news whose child was abducted a few years earlier and they didn't get anywhere near the kind of police involvement...I suppose being british does have its advantages.