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Man Severs Own Penis

Starship Coyote

Starship Coyote

Original Gangster!
No, unfortunately it wasn't Luci...

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Before cops threw the book at him, Jakub Fik threw something unusual at them -- his penis.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Fik, 33, cut off his own penis during a Northwest Side rampage Wednesday morning. When confronted by police, Fik hurled several knives and his severed organ at the officers, police said. Officers stunned him with a Taser and took him into custody.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]"We took him out without any serious injury, with the exception of his own," said Chicago Police Sgt. Edward Dolan of the 16th District.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]Doctors at Northwestern Memorial Hospital reattached Fik's penis Wednesday, sources said. He was listed in good condition Thursday, according to hospital spokesman Andrew Buchanan, who declined to comment further.
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[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]I wouldn't have attached it back. I'd have let him squat to pee for such a fucked up stupid move.
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^Agreed. If he was stupid enough to chop it off of his own free will he must not have much use for it, anyway....

My god, the stupidity of some people continues to amaze me...
 
If he's going to throw it at people, he shouldn't of had it reattached. He should of had to go dickless as his punishment for stupidity.
 
speaking of severed penis....

Welcome! You have entered [Speak Freely] at 12:27 am
[Speak Freely]: Jack~ has entered at 12:27 am
[RobL] 12:27 am: Jack.
[Jack~] 12:27 am: what?
[RobL] 12:27 am: I was saying hi
[Jack~] 12:28 am: keep your mouth shut, I'm trying to masturbate
[Jack~] 12:29 am: OK, I'm done---who wants to buy illegal dog vitamins?
[RobL] 12:29 am: Right. Might want to peel that encrusted semen of your penis. Blockages in the
urethra can cause your penis to become infected
[RobL] 12:29 am: LOL. That was quick
[Jack~] 12:30 am: my penis dried up and dropped off ages ago; I masturbate by attaching electrodes
to my nipples and passing a mild electric currents through them. Life hands you lemons, why not
make lemonade?
[RobL] 12:31 am: Well. You have a point.
[Jack~] 12:31 am: no, i don't have a point, and i resent your saying so.
[Jack~] 12:33 am: what about the dog vitamins? I've been conducting studies on gerbils, and my
conclusion is that illegal dog vitamins cure erectile dysfunction in small rodents.
[RobL] 12:34 am: PM hambl. I'm sure he'll want to get some from you.
[Jack~] 12:34 am: Hambil can suck liquid leprosy out of my drippy, banged-out rectum
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CoyoteUgly said:
No, unfortunately it wasn't Luci...

http://www.suntimes.com/output/news/cst-nws-ouch17.html

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[FONT=arial,helvetica,sans-serif]I wouldn't have attached it back. I'd have let him squat to pee for such a fucked up stupid move.
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Naw. I need to be taken to a logging centre in order for anyone to be capable of cutting my penis off. There is nothing else large or powerful enough to do it.
 
I just wanted to clarify: By accepting said terms, you acknowlege that you will stand a suitable distance away from me at all times. Also, I will be blindfolded so I do not have to look upon it OR you. Your screams of pain will be enough to confirm the deed is done. Of course, I shall be swinging blindly, so if I accidentally gut you in the process, so be it.
 
S. SaDiablo said:
I just wanted to clarify: By accepting said terms, you acknowlege that you will stand a suitable distance away from me at all times. Also, I will be blindfolded so I do not have to look upon it OR you. Your screams of pain will be enough to confirm the deed is done. Of course, I shall be swinging blindly, so if I accidentally gut you in the process, so be it.
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Don't forget to make certain the noose is of a favourable and lethal distance from the floor alright?
 
I sawm somethign like this on Jerry Springer eight years ago. The guy said he alwasy felt like a wmoan despite having a wife and three children, so one day, he was in the shower and just decided to hack it off. Then he sat down at the dinner table like nothing happened, until he started bleeding all over the fucking place.

What an asshole.
 
Lou The Beagle said:
I sawm somethign like this on Jerry Springer eight years ago. The guy said he alwasy felt like a wmoan despite having a wife and three children, so one day, he was in the shower and just decided to hack it off. Then he sat down at the dinner table like nothing happened, until he started bleeding all over the fucking place.

What an asshole.
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Sounds like something SAREK would do to himself.
 
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