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Man..this is not my week!

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Monday: I tried stealing a car from a man with no legs, turns out it was out of gas and the cap was stuck with a broken keylock

Tuesday I asked this "lady" for some pussy and in an instant found myself pinned down by gunfire ( that was already posted in another thread http://www.trollkingdom.com/forum/showthread.php?t=53959 )

Wednesday: I tried snatching a old ladys purse, turned out she was a 9th Degree Black belt in Ju Jit Su :shock: {man my back still hurts} :(

Thursday: Now I can't even blow up a simple house without the dynamite fuse constantly going out. :(

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO :shock:
 
starguard said:
Monday: I tried stealing a car from a man with no legs, turns out it was out of gas and the cap was stuck with a broken keylock

Tuesday I asked this "lady" for some pussy and in an instant found myself pinned down by gunfire ( that was already posted in another thread http://www.trollkingdom.com/forum/showthread.php?t=53959 )

Wednesday: I tried snatching a old ladys purse, turned out she was a 9th Degree Black belt in Ju Jit Su :shock: {man my back still hurts} :(

Thursday: Now I can't even blow up a simple house without the dynamite fuse constantly going out. :(

WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO :shock:

You are correct to ask that question, considering Tuesday to Thursday are entirely in your tiny mind only.
 
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