starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Monday: I tried stealing a car from a man with no legs, turns out it was out of gas and the cap was stuck with a broken keylock
Tuesday I asked this "lady" for some pussy and in an instant found myself pinned down by gunfire ( that was already posted in another thread http://www.trollkingdom.com/forum/showthread.php?t=53959 )
Wednesday: I tried snatching a old ladys purse, turned out she was a 9th Degree Black belt in Ju Jit Su :shock: {man my back still hurts}
Thursday: Now I can't even blow up a simple house without the dynamite fuse constantly going out.
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO :shock:
Tuesday I asked this "lady" for some pussy and in an instant found myself pinned down by gunfire ( that was already posted in another thread http://www.trollkingdom.com/forum/showthread.php?t=53959 )
Wednesday: I tried snatching a old ladys purse, turned out she was a 9th Degree Black belt in Ju Jit Su :shock: {man my back still hurts}
Thursday: Now I can't even blow up a simple house without the dynamite fuse constantly going out.
WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO :shock: