MARCUS TO WIN

[CaptainWacky]

There's no other choice now.

You've got to love someone who'd talk in mixed company about a dream he had where he was fighting John Bradshaw Leyfield.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Freddie, I've just pulled my plate in two while eating!"

 

[The Tomtrek]

He truly is The Irrepressible Dark Horse.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He should have a cameo in the next piece of shit X-Men movie.

 

[whisky]

Well those blades are more realistic than the ones in wolverine origin.

 

[Mentalist]

It really is the only choice. He may be an utter knob jockey from time to time but he is a legendary housemate despite that.

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's looking very likely it'll be MArcus versus Freddie this week in which case we MUST save Marcus because he says things like "I could eat a brick" whereas Freddie just says "mmmm".

 

[The Tomtrek]

Marcus, Freddie and Siavash are just TRYING TO DO SOMETHING INTETESTING god damnit BB. I'd much rather watch them being awesome than watching Lisa bitching and Rodrigo having tantrums.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Marcus: I wonder if Leona Lewis would have sex with me.
Freddie: Who's Leona Lewis?
Marcus: That fit bird who sings and needs my schlong.

How could she resist him?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Deserves to win for saying "that woman is a fucking idiot!" about Bea the moment she left the Diary Room.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I don't like anyone who's left in the show, so I'm at a loss to pick a winner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why you no like Rodrigo? Why you hate him?

 

[The Tomtrek]

WHY ALWAYS RODRIGO?

WHY

WHY

WHYYYY



I NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mentalist]

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/bigbrother/a171777/marcus-i-might-smash-up-house.html


What a legend.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I like the way they report it as a genuine threat when he was obviously taking the piss.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Marcus says the swimming pool is nice, but small and a stupid shape. He says the mattresses are good but ruined by the air conditioning, the Diary Room chair is "shit," the carpet is awful, the kitchen is cheap and nasty and the place is muddy and rusty. He says the whole house is made to make people unhappy. He then asks Big Brother for some action figures and his picture of John Barrowman, "a juggernaught of Saturday night TV"

Last part wasn't shown on the highlights (SCARED HE'LL WIN?), but has to be recorded.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sophie agreed to swap a puppy for half a bottle of Champagne with Marcus. Marcus started to write up a contract with eyeliner on a laminate, saying that in trade of champagne he will get a Chihuahua when Sophie's dog gives birth.

Marcus rocks out.

http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/video/fd7e469dad6db224c9d705c75565a330/play.c4