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Marry, fuck, kill

SAUSAGEMAN

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Careful, only one option is correct.
 
Definitely marry Harry, fuck Draco, kill Ron.
 
Hagrid.
 
Shag Hermione.
 
I don't know who ANY of these people are, but I chose option 2 just because. :)
 
I chose to marry Draco, fuck Ron, and kill Harry. And yes, I know it goes against my Rupert crush, but I can see long-term with Draco and us having ginormous, epic fights and then fucking each other senseless for the next three days.
 
Plus, it gets me in with Lucius. He's zexy.
 
It doesn't matter. Whoever I end up with, I will cheat on them with Oliver Wood.
 
Also, I like the Similar Threads that this brought up lol.
 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

He's so hot.
 
He's still hot, but I think he's starting to hide a Prince William hairline.
 
Do you think we'll get suprise Wood in part 2 of HP?
 
Not according to IMDb. But didn't he disappear in the books too?

LOL BIGGERSTAFF I AM SO SURE
 
He came back for the final battle.

:(
 
It's okay, though! We'll get a biggish amount of Secretly-Sexy-Longbottom!

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(Awkwardly cute british boys are the best)
 
Holy shit! When did that happen??
 
Marry, fuck, kill. Careful, only one option is correct.

In Arkansas, Kentucky and Georgia, all are an option. And not necessarily in that order.
 
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