Massive Hangover.

curiousa2z

Be patient till the last.
I don't know how I avoided one on my birthday. maybe it was a reward for not being a Toby Fillpot the rest of the year?

MENTY NOW THAT YER FEELING LIKE DEATH, WILL ME THE RUPERT COLLECTION.

(there's sympathy!)
 

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Dress up as Rupert the Bear for Valentine's day and when your girlfriend says "what the hell is this?" recite a poem you wrote about her in Rupert style (including out-dated racist comments about gypsies and gollies.) Then give her a Stone Cold Stunner.
 

Ancalagon

I'm not wearing any panties!!
Alka-Seltzer and hair.


Only way to get out of a hangover is to get in a new one....
 
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