Masterbation or cattle mutilation?

[Bladev1]

So I just got one of them thar hammer thingies for tenderizing beef...
My question is this: Does it count as masterbation, since when using it I am technically beating my meat, or is it an alien form of cattle mutilation?

 

[Deni]

Wow...scary question. I have no answer.

 

[Bladev1]

LMAO...I'm alone in my head and it's dark and scarey....and kinda emptyish

 

[Deni]

So I've noticed...Blade, you're one of a kind, I think.

 

[Bladev1]

We can only hope

 

[Bladev1]

BUMP

 

[theRanter]

This should be a poll.

 

[Mentalist]

The problem arises with the "your" comment. Because all the living things in the world belong to God; so actually...

You're beating God's meat.


o_0

 

[Bladev1]

but since I don't believe in a being higher than myself..I'm beating my meat

 

[Hambil]

Masterbation or cattle mutilation?

Do we have to choose?

 

[Bladev1]

nope...just wanted some feedback

 

[Laker_Girl]

I like that no one corrected his spelling.

That means the peeps like you Blade.

 

[theRanter]

I like that no one corrected his spelling.

That means the peeps like you Blade.

Or no one is reading what he writes.

 

[Bladev1]

I like that no one corrected his spelling.

That means the peeps like you Blade.

LMAO
on a serious note (well sort of) what did I spell wrong?

 

[Bladev1]

Or no one is reading what he writes.

I think this may be closer to the truth

 

[Laker_Girl]

Masturbation.

 

[Bladev1]

ah crap. Thanks L_G, I despise typos..unless they're funny

 

[keekeen]

hahahahah...this bored is funny--sometimes.

Technically speaking, it is not your meat that you are beating with the tenderizer. Therefore it does not count as masturbation.

 

[Bladev1]

hahahahah...this bored is funny--sometimes.

Technically speaking, it is not your meat that you are beating with the tenderizer. Therefore it does not count as masturbation.

Well since I went to the store, picked it out, paid for it and brought it home...it is my meat...neener neener neener