Masturbating with lube..

[Black Feathers]

..Is superior to masturbating without it, IMMHO.

 

[Gagh]

Use BBQ sauce.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Depends if you're thinking about Christina Ricci or RICHIE RICH.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Bacon grease will make you smell funny. Funny ha-ha, not funny queer.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Why not try fucking soft fruit?

 

[Kerb Crawler]

The smell of rotting fruit on your schweem will not make you any friends.

 

[Henoch]

The bible says masturbating yer cock will make you go blind! I don't recommend doing it with or without lube. But it's ok to get sucked off, the bible isn't clear on that.

 

[JonathonWally]

are you giving free head?

 

[Henoch]

are you giving free head?

No, i'm receiving it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The Bible says you can't SPILL yer seed so make sure your man swallows!

 

[Gagh]

The Bible also told Jericho to join TNA.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YES but in the 2006 and it isnt 2006 yet mister Bible scholar!

 

[Gagh]

It also told him to be a crappy rock 'star'

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jericho disobeyed the bible.

 

[curiousa2z]

and just look at what Pink Floyd did with The Wall!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Break the wall down.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IF YE DONT EAT YER MEAT, YE CANNA HAVE ANY PUDDING!

 

[curiousa2z]

See?!?

 

[CaptainWacky]

SIRIUS BLACK LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

WE DON'T NEED NO LUBE CONTROL