"Maybe this is why we don't see the Count much anymore..."

[Dracula]

Very nice salute to me there at the top of the page.

Indeed, I have been gone for a while.

But I've returned, and am glad to see I was missed.

But please, don't feel constrained to call me "Count."

Dracula, Lord of the Undead, will do nicely.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Hello good sir,

I was planning to create a "Vlad Tepes" dual this morning so i may add it to my army, but, Hélas, the concept is already taken.

What is your plan of action regarding the potential Ottoman infiltration of the European union ?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Welcome back, Drac!

 

[Dual]

Kill 'em all?