Meditations of a Misguided Youth

[Mirah]

Mirah is meditating right now
Everyday I will meditate
I will bring you news of these meditations
Or
I will keep them to myself
I will be enlightened
I will know myself

 

[Mirah]

I will better be able to provide for you
that my
mind
is
filled
up
with songs
and hymms
of praise
of mother earth
and nature
and all things
that are
right
and
true

 

[Mirah]

OMG WTF AM I A HIPPIE?

 

[Mirah]

Actually I swallowed Martha Stewart Tonight.
Its True.
And then
I became all Home Maker and Shit.
HOME MAKER!
I WANT TO MAKE A HOME AND BABIES AND A HOME AND DINNER AND STUFF.

(not really on the babies thing)

 

[Mirah]

I will meditate on things that are beatiful
I will close my eyes
and tell you
what I see
I see
a forest
I see trees
I see nature
I see Money
I see greed
I see a city
I see trolls
I see chidlren
I hear birds
I hear traffic
I see tings dying
I feel
warm
and cold
and restful
relaxed
content
peace
it is beautiful
you are wonderful
or not
but you are forgiven
as am I

 

[Dr Dave]

You should not eat Martha Stuart.

 

[Mirah]

You are right.
I should not eat Martha Stewart
I should not eat Martha Stewart and Post
I should not eat Martha Steawart in a Box
I should not


I can't do it. My next line had to do something with her box and something something OMG AND MY POST@!

 

[Dr Dave]

pojfasdjfd

 

[Mirah]

Yes

 

[Dr Dave]

[Hank Hill]Yep[/Hank Hill]

 

[Dark Pickle]

(not really on the babies thing)

It kills me a little more every time you say something like that

 

[Loktar]

It kills me a little more every time you say something like that

Ya rly. Mirah is anti-babies? OMG! WTF?!!! MY LIFE HAS LOST ALL MEANING AND IS TWIRLING, TWIRLING OUTTA CONTROL! FUCK THIS I'M OUTIE!

*slits wrists*

 

[Dr Dave]

Not having kids frees one to be able to do stuff, like go to Denny's when you want.

 

[Loktar]

Not having kids frees one to be able to do stuff, like go to Denny's when you want.

But...but....how could you not like kids? I've babysat my niece and nephews and can't imagine not wanting kids of my own someday.

 

[Dr Dave]

You can like kids and not want them, and not like kids and not want them.

People who want kids need to understand that there are many people who do not want kids for whatever reason. I defently fall into the not ever wanting kids. And please do not use that tired argument that parents and people who want kids use which is "you will want them someday", its a tired argument.

 

[Loktar]

You can like kids and not want them, and not like kids and not want them.

People who want kids need to understand that there are many people who do not want kids for whatever reason. I defently fall into the not ever wanting kids. And please do not use that tired argument that parents and people who want kids use which is "you will want them someday", its a tired argument.

People have the right to choose whether they want kids or not. who am I to judge?

 

[Dr Dave]

I DON'T KNOW, DON'T MIND ME ITS LATE!

 

[Loktar]

I DON'T KNOW, DON'T MIND ME ITS LATE!

Alrighty then. Carry on.

TURBACONDUCKEN!

 

[Dr Dave]

But...but....how could you not like kids?

Have you ever been stuck on a bus with a screaming child? If you have then you know.

 

[Dr Dave]

I just know I have no need to be around children. Dunno if I dislike em or not, perhaps I do (or don't), who knows!?