MENTALIST MIA PT 1

[Gagh]

Even 24 hours away is MIA.

 

[CaptainWacky]

He said, and I quote "JASLGJSAGj ashklah ag lah DAJSDH H AJLagh hslgh RAPE CATLEJDF ah fhl flh ah CAITRION AND HAMBIL TO FORM NEW NWO LFSA Gs"

 

[Gagh]

THE POISON HAS BEEN INJEWCTED IN MYT ASS!

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE CARRION BIRDS DOTH PICK THE BONES OF THINE BRETHREN

 

[Gagh]

Remember when RAVEN put KING through a table cos he was shagging TAZZ behind the scenes as reported by dressing room leader the Underwriter, when he came into WWF because tazz and king were in a shitty feud that ended when jr hit tazz in the head with a sugar class sweety jar that busted open jr's own hand (the fat pussy) and here we were thinking tazz is a fucking former ecw champion and he's been beaten up by a fat goon in a cowboy hat with gimmicked sweety jar and a fat old pervert in his 50's dressed in a fucking nappy & singlet who isn't even on the fucking active roster bad booking in 2000 which started the decline of wwe to the crap we witness today (lol i haven't seen a wrestling show in over 18 months!)

 

[CaptainWacky]

I was watching THE BILL that day.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

menty's reading out wikipedia articles to stevie wonder.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MENTY IS TEMPORARILY DOWN FOR SCHEDULED MAINTENANCE. PLEASE COME BACK LATER.

 

[Cassie]

MENTY IS OUT LEAPING TALL BUILDINGS IN SINGLE BOUNDS!

 

[Tyrant]

Even 24 hours away is MIA.

BUT WHAT ABOUT YOU?!?!? YOU LEAVE US HANGING WHEN THERE ARE SUBSCRIBERS STILL CLAWING FOR GAGH, ISSUE #101,400

WHY, OH WHY?!

 

[Henoch]

He passed away due to complications of testicular cancer. i am saddened by this tragedy.

 

[Henoch]

Also, Michael Jackson has lost his #1 fan!

 

[CaptainWacky]

At 3am last night.

 

[Henoch]

^^^2:58

 

[CaptainWacky]

oh

 

[Henoch]

^^^No wait, i forgot to set my cock forward...it was 3:58.

 

[Mentalist]

Last night was a blur. I watched Turkey decimate Greece 4-1 and laughed endlessly at Andreas and Jimass as they were shouting at the TV.

We got through a kilo of wine each and then went to a university party where they had live rock music and everyone was moshing out all over the place. I alsmost got stampeded. Some fucking fit totty though. Next was to Baraki to get mega drunk. The place was packed and we got through three rounds of beer and then 4 long island cocktails. Inbetween we were drinking shots that people will invariably always buy you and the mission to get totally drunk was complete. Then went to another bar and drank even more and finally got home at about 6AM.


I feel like shit. The ultimate hangover.


I need more water.

 

[Gagh]

Good job you didn't watch the England match, then.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Good job i didn't tell him about the dirty knife!