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Mentalist now only posts in threads that mention "The Really Wild Show".

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It's true. I just did an extensive search of the TK database (which I now own, after exchanging it for a pack of Blackcurrant Chewits) and my research shows me that Dion "Mentalist" Mentalist only posts in threads that make mention of the now defunct Children's BBC show "The Really Wild Show".

I'm advised that mention of its three main original presenters, Michaela Strachan, Chris Packham & Terry Nutkins will be enough to earn The Mentalist's attention - but don't mention John Barrowman. He was never on the show, but Mentalist's eyebrows twitch uncontrollably for an hour, before aligning themselves to Mecca for a week.
 
I've noticed this, and also that Danny John Jules had all all his posts on TK deleted. Remember how he started the famous "FUCK SHIT I HATE DWARVES, I USED TO BULLY THE SHIT WHO PLAY LITTLE RON WHEN WE WERE ON MAID MARIAN TOGETHER, HAHAHAHA!" thread, which had 993 posts, four of them by Dork asking if anyone had seen LC around lately, 37 by LC asking if anyone had seen "that fucking Count Duckula guy sniffing about my bins, you know what I'm talking about" (no one did) and 284 by Laker Girl talking about how great she is at stand-up comedy. The remaining posts consisted of Menty saying "this isn't a Really Wild Show thread!" after sitting on the "Post quick reply" button mistaking it for a goose egg that needed hatching. I remember because I used to masturbate to the LG posts.
 
MAYBE THIS WILL LURE MENTY OUT

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In one episode they did a special effect (or was it??!) where Terry Nutkins got flattened by a steamroller. It gave me nightmares for weeks.

Come back Menty! Reminisce!
 
LOOK GAGH YOU FUCKING NATTERJACK TOAD -OMG BIG BROTHER CROSS TERRY NUTKINS REFERENCE OUTSIDE OF STIPULATED AREA ALERT- YOU KNOW FULL WELL THAT A THREESOME WITH ANNEKA RICE AND MICHAELA STRACHAN IS MY ONLY WISH FOR MY LIFE ON THIS FAILING PIECE OF SHIT PLANET WE CALL EARTH. KNOWING THIS YOU HAVE FLAGRANTLY DECIDED TO MOCK ME ON THE FACT THAT I POSSESS THE LARGEST AMOUNT OF THE REALLY WILD SHOW MEMORABILIA IN EXISTENCE AND THAT I LITERALLY HAVE NO OTHER INTERESTS OUTSIDE OF ABOUT TWO DEGREES OF SEPARATION FROM THE REALLY WILD SHOW.


I NOW DEMAND PICTURES OF MICHAEL STRACHAN BE POSTED IN THIS THREAD OR OUR FRIENDSHIP IS AS DEAD AS A FUCKING DODO WHICH INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH WAS FEATURED ON THE REALLY WILD SHOW EPISODE PRODUCTION NUMBER 9772.
 
OMG I CAN ONLY REPLY BY SUPLLYING A KARMA COMMENT FULL OF TYPOS LOL EPIC FAIL IS EPIC.
 
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