Mentalist to Steal A Camper Van...

[Gagh]

....spray it funky & shit, drop out & become a hippy who doesn't believe in SKANK but in SKANKS like Jordan & Jade Goody?

 

[The Question]

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[Gagh]

COMMENT CORRECTLY OR I SHALL GRASP YOUR NUTS AND PERFORM ORIGAMI ON THEM!

 

[Mentalist]

Jade Goody is the minger of God.

 

[Gagh]

She was signing her autobiography in the town next to where I live last week. I was going to go and chat her up for a laugh, but decided it wouldn't go down too well at home.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Especially if you'd brought her home for rough sex in the kitchen!

 

[Gagh]

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN WELL HOT! (Because I have sex in the oven)

 

[CaptainWacky]

LOL YOU COULD MICROWAVE HER FOETUS AFTERWARDS LOL

 

[Gagh]

I'm still waiting for that van!