MENTALIST WILL NOW POST LOTS WITH ME IN THE MINE FIELD, LIKE THE OLD DAYS

[Gagh]

OH YES HE WILL, SAIS SUPERTED AND THE SPOTTY YELLOW MAN IN THAT SHOW.

 

[Mentalist]

SPOTTYMAN

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/superted2.jpg

 

[Gagh]

IT WAS THE DOCTOR WHO WHO'S BROTHER WAS IN DAD'S ARMY AND WHO'S SON WAS IN DOG SOLDIERS WITH TAPED UP GUTS SO IN FACT, SUPER TED PROMOTED STOMACH-SLICING TIME TRAVELLERS IN AIR WARDEN'S HELMETS - FACT

 

[Mentalist]

SUPER TED MOLESTED JAMES INGRAM AND FORCED HIM TO CHEAT ON WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE

 

[Gagh]

TRUE STORY: PRINCE HARRY IS NOT THE SON OF CHARLES, BUT IS IN FACT THE PRODUCT OF A SECRET TRYST BETWEEN LADY DIANA AND TONY "TAKE" HART.

 

[Mentalist]

ANOTHER TRUE STORY: TONY HART USED TO FIGHT IN STREET COMPETITIONS IN YOKOHAMA BEFORE A KNEE INJURY FROM A PARTICULARILY HARSH MATCH WITH A OPIUM RIDDLED TUNA FORCED HIM INTO A LIFE OF ARTISRTY. HE STILL FEELS THE BLOOD LUST.

 

[Gagh]

THE FUCKING YAKUZA (NOT THE YAKUZA, THE FUCKING YAKUZA - A MUCH SEXIER ORGANIZED CRIME CARTEL LOL) WERE ALSO RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CANCELLATION AND SUBSEQUENT 'SLIMMING DOWN' OF ALLI MACBEAL / CALISTA FLOCKHART. HARRISON FORD IS A FUCKING YAKUZA SLEEPER AGENT WHO IS SECRETLY BRAINWASHING FLOCKHART TO BECOME THE WORLD'S FIRST KILLER TOOTHPICK

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE ROCK'S LEFT FOOT JUST MUTATED INTO A GOAT AND JOINED THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY AND BORIS JOHNSON SAID "WELL, YES, UMM, I LIKE STAR WARS LOL" THEN GENERAL GRIEVIOUS SAID "LIAR, YOU KNOW NOTHING OF MY WORK!" AND BORIS USED THE GOAT AS A HUMAN SHIELD AND IT DIED, IT FUCKING DIED SO IT DID AND THE ROCK SAID "NOW HOW AM I GOING TO KICK ASS WITH JUST THE ONE FOOT, HOLMES?" AND KATIE HOLMES SAID "HELP ME, I'M TRAPPED IN A LOVELESS MARRIAGE!"

 

[CaptainWacky]

if only