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MENTY tribute week day seven

HOW SELFISH OF YOU MENTY I WAS FINALLY GETTING AN INSIGHT INTO THE FEMALE MIND (THEY DON'T LIKE ENTRAILS) BUT YOU GO AND BRING THIS THREAD ABOUT YOU BACK TO BEING ABOUT YOU.
 
I AM A SELFLESS SELFISH JEDI.
 
Like Ani was!
 
I am just like Anakin Skywalker JUST LIKE HIM. Except I haven't had sex with Padme. :(


I'm a whiny little bitch, I am emotionally insecure and I lightsaber (broomhandle) train everyday. And oh yeah... I like to choke women.
 
LET HER GO, Menty.
 
YOU RAPED HER AGAINST ME!
 
Only the Sith deal in rape.
 
I'm afraid Padme's dead. You raped her.
 
YOU'RE RAPING MY HEART!
 
MY FEET ARE ON BACKWARDS!
ARTOO DEETOO WHAT SHALL WE DO?
 
And on the seventh day, he rested for four years.
 
My PARTS are showing? OH MY, THEY'LL THINK I'M A PAEDO WITH ALL THESE KIDS AROUND!
 
:cosmic:

SEE MY TEEPEE SEE MY THUMB?
 
Met Anthony Daniels, once, in Stoke-on-Trent. Bit of a prick. Smelt of boiled eggs and tobbacco.
 
Is that just a Whisky post?
 
No, tis true. I also once had a beer with Terence Trent-D'arby in Newcastle upon Tyne.
 
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