JUDAS ISCARIOT ATE A PLATINUM PINEAPPLE AND THEN SPAT IT AT SUPERMAN. SUPERMAN WAS ANGERED BY THIS AND HE WENT "MOO WHIZZ P'TANGG" AND JUDAS WAS LIKE "YOU FUCKING MONKEY WRENCH" AND THEN ANAKIN WAS ALL LIKE FUCKING "I WANT MORE THAN WHAT I'VE GOT RIGHT NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE YOU FUCKING CUNTERS." EVEN THOUGH HE HAD THE FITTEST SPACE BABE IN THE GALAXY AND HAD COOL JEDI POWERS AND WAS PLO KOONS WINGMAN WHEN THE KOONSTER WENT CRUISING FOR SLUTS. HE WAS ALL LIKE "MEOW POW POW, FUCKING SPACE HIPPES SHOULD JUST FUCKING BURN" AND THE SAND PEOPLE WERE LIKE "WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE YOU NIBBLE EAR. DON'T YOU KNOW THAT JEREMEY THE BADGER IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR AND THAT WE ARE NOT EVIL BECAUSE WE SHOOT YOUR FUCKING POD RACING BUDDIES SINCE YOU'RE RUINING THE DESERT AND IT'S ALL MAFIA RUN ANWAYS AND WE HAVE THE RIGHT YOU HEAR ME FOR JEREMEY BADGERS SAKE!"
AND AT THAT MOMENT THOSE FUCKING ALIEN HIPPY CUNTS FROM "FORCES OF NATURE" THAT SHITTY TNG EPISODE TURNED UP AND WERE ALL LIKE "NUH-UH, DON'T YOU BE FUCKING TRAVELLING IN YOUR SPEEDER TOO FAST OR WE WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU AND YOUR DEAD MUM, ANAKIN!"
THIS WAS FUCKING STUPID TO SAY THOUGH BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T BACK THEIR HIPPY THREATS UP AND ANAKIN PROMPTLY DISEMBOWLED THEM WITH HIS LIGHTSABER WHILE PADME LOOKED ON AND THEN INTERVENED BY SUGGESTING THAT IT MIGHT BE WRONG TO DISEMBOWEL PEOPLE EVEN IF THEY ARE FUCKING CUNTING ALIENS FROM THAT SHITTY EPISODE OF FUCKING STAR TREK. THE FUCKING DYKES.
SENSING A CONCLUSION WAS NOW IMMINENT THE STORY WENT INTO ITS FINAL ACT BY PRODUCING TWO NEW AND TOTALLY RANDOM CHARACTERS. NAMELY CAPTIAN JACK SPARROW AND MR MOTIVATOR. THEY JUMPED THROUGH A TIME HOOP AND STARTING BREAKING IT DOWN WITH THE MUSICAL BISCUIT STYLES OF MC HAMMERS BIGGEST FAN: PARACHUTE PANTS JOE. ANAKIN WAS NOT SCHOOLED IN THE ARTS OF LOCKIN' AND SOON SUCCUMBED TO THE MASSIVE DANCE FLOOR ATTACK OF B'BOY SPARROW AND MISTER DA MOTOR. AND THEN, SUDDENLY, AT A POINT WHEN IT SEEMED ALL MIGHT BE LOST, JASON ORANGE FROM THE ONCE WILDLY SUCCESSFUL BOY BAND TAKE THAT RODE UP ON HIS CYBER BICYCLE AND DOWNED A BOTTLE OF TRIPLE SEC AND HEADBUTTED ANAKIN BEFORE REVVING HIS BIG CYBER BICYCLE ION ENGINE AND WOOING PADME TO THE CYBER SIDECAR. AND THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS HOW BILLY WHIZZ GOT HIS GROOVE BACK.
AND AT THAT MOMENT THOSE FUCKING ALIEN HIPPY CUNTS FROM "FORCES OF NATURE" THAT SHITTY TNG EPISODE TURNED UP AND WERE ALL LIKE "NUH-UH, DON'T YOU BE FUCKING TRAVELLING IN YOUR SPEEDER TOO FAST OR WE WILL FUCKING RAPE YOU AND YOUR DEAD MUM, ANAKIN!"
THIS WAS FUCKING STUPID TO SAY THOUGH BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T BACK THEIR HIPPY THREATS UP AND ANAKIN PROMPTLY DISEMBOWLED THEM WITH HIS LIGHTSABER WHILE PADME LOOKED ON AND THEN INTERVENED BY SUGGESTING THAT IT MIGHT BE WRONG TO DISEMBOWEL PEOPLE EVEN IF THEY ARE FUCKING CUNTING ALIENS FROM THAT SHITTY EPISODE OF FUCKING STAR TREK. THE FUCKING DYKES.
SENSING A CONCLUSION WAS NOW IMMINENT THE STORY WENT INTO ITS FINAL ACT BY PRODUCING TWO NEW AND TOTALLY RANDOM CHARACTERS. NAMELY CAPTIAN JACK SPARROW AND MR MOTIVATOR. THEY JUMPED THROUGH A TIME HOOP AND STARTING BREAKING IT DOWN WITH THE MUSICAL BISCUIT STYLES OF MC HAMMERS BIGGEST FAN: PARACHUTE PANTS JOE. ANAKIN WAS NOT SCHOOLED IN THE ARTS OF LOCKIN' AND SOON SUCCUMBED TO THE MASSIVE DANCE FLOOR ATTACK OF B'BOY SPARROW AND MISTER DA MOTOR. AND THEN, SUDDENLY, AT A POINT WHEN IT SEEMED ALL MIGHT BE LOST, JASON ORANGE FROM THE ONCE WILDLY SUCCESSFUL BOY BAND TAKE THAT RODE UP ON HIS CYBER BICYCLE AND DOWNED A BOTTLE OF TRIPLE SEC AND HEADBUTTED ANAKIN BEFORE REVVING HIS BIG CYBER BICYCLE ION ENGINE AND WOOING PADME TO THE CYBER SIDECAR. AND THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS HOW BILLY WHIZZ GOT HIS GROOVE BACK.
