Mermaids are sluts

[Dr Dave]

Its just a well known fact.

 

[Cassie]

Where do they keep their vajayjays?

 

[Dr Dave]

covered up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They are stealth sluts.

 

[Dr Dave]

That they are...

and more!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It's hard to catch them with surprise sex though.

 

[Dr Dave]

Or so the story goes.

 

[Seph]

i netted me a mermaid once, she started pissing everywhere so we stabbed her a load of times and loads of red wee came out so we through her bk in the sea and used her for chum.