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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2015

eloisel

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Another year is coming to an end. Will celebrate it with family and friends, food and drink, music and presents, kisses under the mistletoe, a little champagne, lots of noise and hoopla.

Planning a vegetarian dinner with the family on Christmas Eve.
Egg Plant Parmesan - for those who can't eat nuts
Hazelnut Field Roast en croute - for those who can eat nuts
Asparagus with cheese sauce
Sweet Potato Casserole - without nuts or marshmallows
Corn and Cheese Casserole - because the youngest granddaughter loves it
Cornbread dressing
Parker House Rolls and butter
Tri-chocolate cookies
Fudge with nuts
Fudge without nuts
Fruit salad (we used to call it Ambrosia) without coconut because nobody likes it
Cream cheese stuffed braided bread
and a cherry pie.

Christmas day, splitting another hazelnut field roast to take half to a friend's house for lunch and the other half to another friend's house for dinner.
Also splitting a loaf of apple stuffed braided bread
and taking fudge to both events.

Saturday, Sunday, and probably most of next week I am not going to eat at all.
 
Adding a pecan pie and a pumpkin pie.

The granddaughters are bringing their boyfriends this year. Nothing like four teenagers to feed, especially when two of them are boys. Don't know where teenaged boys put all the food they can consume in one sitting.

Tonight everything that needs to thaw or rise is started, the fudge made, and the pies and cookies baked. Will be up early in the morning to prepare the eggplant parmesan and the sweet potato and corn casseroles. All of that will cook at the same time as the hazelnut roast. Last will be the asparagus and bread rolls. Plan on dinner at 1. The oldest granddaughter has to go to work in the evening.

After they leave, will clean up and start prep for the food to take to the two places I'm going Christmas Day.

I'm blessed to have family and friends to spend the holidays with. The cabinets are packed to the brim at my house with food for the holidays and beyond. There are gifts under my tree for the people I love and they are bringing me gifts. I've got free movie passes. Life is very good at this moment and I am thankful. I wish everyone to have the things that they want, need, and desire, and that we are all kind, compassionate, and generous with ourselves and with others.
 
Gotta love the 'ol tell everyone about how picture perfect my life is.

$100 says you're fabricating some truths in some sort of Disney princess troll life you've convinced yourself you live you old bag.
 
Are you waiting for Neon, Lovechild and Jack to pop their head in this lame FB post gimmick that you want to garner a bunch of Likes! ?
 
Is that why you bumped the thread with your blessed plans for the holidays and the importance of friends and family?
 
Jibbles, dear,
Have a piece of pie. Let the spirit of goodness be upon you. May your Christmas be merry and your New Year be prosperous.
E

P.S. I genuinely mean that even if you are a right little sock bastard. You do have the propensity to change for the better. It is all up to you. If it will make you happy, though, if I come back next year I'll put you on my faux shit list.
 
Get a good look at this Mother Theresa Blessed Be Ye twaffle.

Get the fuck outta here with your humble brag bullshit.
 
Uggggh just ate about fifteen piece of chocolate gotta learn to control myself when flying first class or they'll cancel my modelling contract LOL :p #humblebrag
 
Your inflatable inner-tube is way cooler than my 80-foot yacht. You get to be so much closer to the water and to nature. I envy you, I really do
 
Im getting myself one of those 3d VR things that hooks up to your smartphone so I can watch porn in mixed company.
 
I've been very good to myself this year. Been good to my friends and family too, but, I've been extra good to myself and I'm not ashamed of that.
 
$50 says this stupid bitch is going to make a post about how good she is and that the Good Lord is going to save her a special spot in Heaven.
 
Jibbles, I'm Buddhist.

Give the $50 you owe me to Love Child and I'll get it from her when I meet her when I go to Seattle.
 
eloisel said:
Jibbles, dear,
little sock bastard.
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Psychological projection, also known as blame shifting, is a theory in psychology in which humans defend themselves against their own unpleasant impulses by denying their existence while attributing them to others.

Move along, kids. Nothing to see here. Unless you want to hear about this strumpet traveling plans.
 
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