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You too sister? Seems all the lovelies are having "war" declared upon them.

Word is it will be when we least expect it. This is so exciting isn't it? I can hardly contain my loud, over-exaggerated yawns.
 
Laker_Girl said:
You too sister? Seems all the lovelies are having "war" declared upon them.

Word is it will be when we least expect it. This is so exciting isn't it? I can hardly contain my loud, over-exaggerated yawns.
You posted here, princess. Amusing that I find yet another inneffectual twat to try to 'bring me down.'
 
Ineffectual twat, cunt. Will that be your opening volley, your battle cry? Am I to understand you have vagina envy?
 
eloisel said:
Ineffectual twat. Will that be your opening volley, your battle cry? Am I to understand you have vagina envy?

Oh, good call. I'd say that being that he is a vagina it isn't that but I seriously doubt he's as pretty or smells as good as a vagina.
 
Laker_Girl said:
Oh, good call. I'd say that being that he is a vagina it isn't that but I seriously doubt he's as pretty or smells as good as a vagina.
It is not that the fact that within the predicate that within the vagina lies an it that he seeks to lie based within the factual emoticon of the within it is shall be however. This what you meant to say, girl?
 
We'll forever wonder now won't we?

Now, let's get to this. Do you have something we can really sink our teeth into. Any juicy tid-bits, what do you know, what will you expose? I'm absolutely shivering with anticipation...Oh...no, no...yes, that was just shivering while quieting a yawn.

So if you're just going to bore me I'm going to go to bed.
 
Considering how bent out of shape he gets when it is mentioned he is a male, I'd say it is vagina envy. He doesn't want to lay in it, he wants surgery.
 
Laker_Girl said:
We'll forever wonder now won't we?

Now, let's get to this. Do you have something we can really sink our teeth into. Any juicy tid-bits, what do you know, what will you expose? I'm absolutely shivering with anticipation...Oh...no, no...yes, that was just shivering while quieting a yawn.

So if you're just going to bore me I'm going to go to bed.
The only anticipation you seek is the sort of laughable folly you have always demonstrated towards me. Since your primitive, female intellect is incapable of understanding that I shall never demonstrate a weakness which does not exist in the near future, I shall advise you to lay down in your cold, soft bed, and await the attention of one tolerant of your emotional ravings.
 
eloisel said:
Considering how bent out of shape he gets when it is mentioned he is a male, I'd say it is vagina envy. He doesn't want to lay in it, he wants surgery.
Amusing, considering how I have never boasted of the fortunate fact that I happened to be born a male, despite the dronings of a cob-webbed-twat-inhereting female such as yourself. I think that a battery-powered dildo might be the answer for most of your forum rantings.
 
Laker_Girl said:
^So what you're saying is that you're a virgin. That's not at all unexpected.
That I happen to be a virgin is completely irrevelant, my flower. I surely shall pwn you in the art of Internet Warfare.
 
I just checked my Magic 8 Ball and it says here, "Doubtful"...I'd believe the Magic 8 Ball if I were you.

Oh and that answer also applied to the question of whether you will ever lose your virginity.
 
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