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[Gonad]

Whoever? Whatever. This has some significance. See? I'd PM but I'm not sure which account to PM anymore, this whole thing is mildly confusing. Anyways, um, yeah.

 

[Kefka]

 

[Gonad]

Oh, I thought you saw this already. Ha ha, the next time I conversed with you I must have not made a whole lot of sense.

 

[Kefka]

It's adorable.

 

[Gonad]

Thank you.

 

[Conchaga]

The pattern on the blanket makes it difficult to discern where the cat ends and the blanket begins.

 

[Gonad]

The blanket is partially covering the cat, there are actually two pieces of the same cat visible. I think I probably have over 50 pictures of that cat. All from the first year I had her. She is on my lap now and her eyes are closed. Sometimes I want to cook her and eat her, but I won't. When she dies, what will I do with her? I have no place to bury her, but it seems a little heartless to just throw her in the dumpster. I could put her in the freezer and wait until my friend from Alaska comes down and have my friend skin her and tan the hide, but is my freezer really cold enough? And what would friends think when they go to get ice or liquor and there's a dead cat in there? And it would take up a lot of freezer space. I think that's the main problem. After all, I never have friends over anyways. I like to keep my home far far away from other people's presence. Being alone in silence is nice. I've forgotten how nice it is. I could go for so long in silence, it is so peaceful to only hear the clack-clack of my fingers on the keys. I need a shock collar for my cat so she won't meow.

 

[Gonad]

I don't like it when my phone rings; it startles me and I feel all panic-y. I want to cry sometimes when it makes noise I just wish it would stop. I'm going to turn them off.

 

[Conchaga]

I really don't know what to make of you except for just plain eccentric.

 

[Gonad]

Congrats. That and what all of you thought in the other thread pretty much make up what people think of me in real life as well. I have learned with time (and difficulty) to not say things like what I wrote about the cat to just any person I meet. TK gets to read it because it has a laid back atmosphere.

 

[Conchaga]

Yeah, and we're all mostly nuts, too.

 

[Gonad]

moved by Gonad

 

[Gonad]

Oh well I should have posted that question in the badlands.

 

[Lilac]

Yeah, and we're all mostly nuts, too.

We are too!

 

[Conchaga]

I hear that crazy girls have a reputation for crazy sex. Is that true? I'm not flirting I want to know from the male gender what kind of sex reputation crazy girls have. I don't think I'm crazy like those girls, because I'm all my own kind of thing. Yeah.

I've fucked one crazy chick. She wasn't that great. Actually, she kinda turned me off. Yeah, she was the only woman I faked it with just so I could get her out the door sooner.

 

[Gonad]

You should tried to put a paper bag over her head just to see if she was crazy enough to let you

 

[Conchaga]

She would've. As I was going down on her she said, "I had tacos for lunch. Does my pussy taste like nacho cheese?" She also said crazy shit right before sex like "I fucked myself with my dildo two times this morning I might not be that tight today."

 

[Gonad]

lol! Not really. But amusement flickered through my brain.

 

[Conchaga]

About halfway through sex she started to violently fake an orgasm. It was then that I decided that the batshit bitch on my cock needed to go. So I faked an O. Yes, men can fake it. Wearing a condom helps.

 

[Tyrant]

It's still hanging.