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Boobie inspector
A: I have a great idea for a board, lets have a place where everyone can be thereself!
Everyone else: Great idea!
A: Wow, this is great, so many different people, all different backgrounds, a real mixing ground.
B: Yeah, but theres a few I don’t like.
A: Well ignore them
B: But there is one person I really don’t like
A: Why, hes just being himself just like everyone else!
B: Yeah, but I just don’t like his personality.
A: But there are a lot more people here you do like though right?
B Right, but I don’t think I can stay unless Z leaves.
A: I’m not asking Z to leave, he has as much right to be here as anyone else.
B: Then I am leaving, and its Z’s fault
C: Damn you Z, why did you make my friend leave?
Z: I didn’t really do anything.
C: You must have, rational people don’t just leave small internet communities for nothing!
Z: I am pretty sure they do, in fact that’s pretty much the nature of internet communities, and communities in general.
C: I have had it with your constant fucking arguing, I’m leaving too!
D: Oh great going Z, now you have made B and C leave!
Z: I didn’t really do anything!
D: Fuck you, thats two friends I will never see again!
Z: DOnt you talk to them on MSN every night, and are on two or three other boards with them?
D: I liked them being on this board, its so fucking friendly!
Z: alrighty then
D: Your attitude sucks, I hate you more than I love my friends that are still here, so I am going too, to spite you!
Z: Ok, bye then I guess.
E: Dont you care all these people have left because of you?
Z: I didn’t make them leave, they made their own minds up
E: you are so callous and heartless, you are board poison, I’m leaving too!
Z: Ok, but I haven’t really done anything.
F: you are such a bastard, I am going to vonc you from your position of power.
Z: I haven’t broken any board rules
F: your arguing again, I hate that, I am going through some crappy things with my personal life that I cant resolve and have lots of pent up anger, so I am channelling that at you.
Z: ok knock yourself out
F: Why don’t you care how upset you are making me?
Z: I’m not really doing anything apart from countering your argument which represents a position not grounded in truth, but heavily distorted by your own opions.
F: you will never admit when you are wrong will you?
Z: I would if I was
F: Arrggg! I’m leaving
G: me too, even though I aren’t really interested in anything thats going on, but this movement against Z is bordering on the trendy now.
Z: Ok, see you around I guess
H: You evil twat, I am going to start a poll to see if people like you or not.
Z: ok then
H: Ha! The pole says nine of our remaining members don’t like you.
Z: But the other 9 do.
H: They are too stupid to realise how evil you are, and if the other people you hadn’t made leave were here you would have lost that vote.
Z: and what would that have proved?
H: that people don’t like you!
Z: but some people do
H: but more people don’t!
Z: but why should I care what people who don’t like me think of me?
H: thats it, from now on I will follow you to other boards you post at and make a nuisance of myself until everyone there sees how evil you are.
Z : Ok, that sounds sane.
The end
Everyone else: Great idea!
A: Wow, this is great, so many different people, all different backgrounds, a real mixing ground.
B: Yeah, but theres a few I don’t like.
A: Well ignore them
B: But there is one person I really don’t like
A: Why, hes just being himself just like everyone else!
B: Yeah, but I just don’t like his personality.
A: But there are a lot more people here you do like though right?
B Right, but I don’t think I can stay unless Z leaves.
A: I’m not asking Z to leave, he has as much right to be here as anyone else.
B: Then I am leaving, and its Z’s fault
C: Damn you Z, why did you make my friend leave?
Z: I didn’t really do anything.
C: You must have, rational people don’t just leave small internet communities for nothing!
Z: I am pretty sure they do, in fact that’s pretty much the nature of internet communities, and communities in general.
C: I have had it with your constant fucking arguing, I’m leaving too!
D: Oh great going Z, now you have made B and C leave!
Z: I didn’t really do anything!
D: Fuck you, thats two friends I will never see again!
Z: DOnt you talk to them on MSN every night, and are on two or three other boards with them?
D: I liked them being on this board, its so fucking friendly!
Z: alrighty then
D: Your attitude sucks, I hate you more than I love my friends that are still here, so I am going too, to spite you!
Z: Ok, bye then I guess.
E: Dont you care all these people have left because of you?
Z: I didn’t make them leave, they made their own minds up
E: you are so callous and heartless, you are board poison, I’m leaving too!
Z: Ok, but I haven’t really done anything.
F: you are such a bastard, I am going to vonc you from your position of power.
Z: I haven’t broken any board rules
F: your arguing again, I hate that, I am going through some crappy things with my personal life that I cant resolve and have lots of pent up anger, so I am channelling that at you.
Z: ok knock yourself out
F: Why don’t you care how upset you are making me?
Z: I’m not really doing anything apart from countering your argument which represents a position not grounded in truth, but heavily distorted by your own opions.
F: you will never admit when you are wrong will you?
Z: I would if I was
F: Arrggg! I’m leaving
G: me too, even though I aren’t really interested in anything thats going on, but this movement against Z is bordering on the trendy now.
Z: Ok, see you around I guess
H: You evil twat, I am going to start a poll to see if people like you or not.
Z: ok then
H: Ha! The pole says nine of our remaining members don’t like you.
Z: But the other 9 do.
H: They are too stupid to realise how evil you are, and if the other people you hadn’t made leave were here you would have lost that vote.
Z: and what would that have proved?
H: that people don’t like you!
Z: but some people do
H: but more people don’t!
Z: but why should I care what people who don’t like me think of me?
H: thats it, from now on I will follow you to other boards you post at and make a nuisance of myself until everyone there sees how evil you are.
Z : Ok, that sounds sane.
The end
