MF posts for today (13/2/07)

[Cassie]

OMG I THOUGHT THE DATES WERE FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION

 

[CaptainWacky]

A DIMENSION WHERE PEOPLE DON'T DIE AND YOU NEVER HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE?

 

[Fuddlemiff]

AND GAY PEOPLE HAVE SMALLER BRAINS

 

[CaptainWacky]

Jadzia: And women wore less.

 

[Cassie]

A DIMENSION WHERE I CAN HAVE ALL THE SHATNER MONKEY SEX I WANT

 

[Fuddlemiff]

i still haven't read all those interesting threads. i say i will but it's quite possible i never will.

 

[CaptainWacky]

!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

THE MINE FIELD MOVES LIKE A RIVER...OF PISS LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

we're all floating down the river towards the waterfall of DEATH

 

[Fuddlemiff]

I went to Primark today and Jo Omeara was being ravaged by asian housewives.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

DESPERATE Asian Housewives?

BLEE????

 

[CaptainWacky]

Anyway: I'm not blessed, or merciful. I'm just me. I've got a job to do, and I do it. Listen: even as we're talking, I'm there for old and young, innocent and guilty, those who die together and those who die alone. I'm in cars and boats and planes; in hospitals and forests and abbatoirs. For some folks death is a release, and for others death is an abomination, a terrible thing. But in the end, I'm there for all of them.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Ugh, that's just reminded me of that movie where Nick Cage is an angel.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Sorry.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

would you like to thuck my tongue?