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Michael Jackson Anecdote

Gonad

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
1) I was reading _Behind the Paint_ by Violent J and other guy.

2) Violent J relates the story of when he met Leif Garrett.
He didn't know who Leif Garrett was, and Leif Garrett said "call your girlfriend" but Violent J's girlfriend didn't know either and then Leif Garrett said "tell her to ask her mom" so the girl asked her mom and her mom started screaming all about Leif Garrett.

3) At some point Leif Garrett related a really wierd story about Micheal Jackson. He and Michael Jackson were hanging out at some point when MJ was young (I don't remember how young and I can't find the book right now dammit) and out of nowhere Michael Jackson asks Leif Garrett about masturbation. That's right.

4) I will update this thread with the text of that passage from the book when I find it.
 
Okay, here it is:

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I asked him, flat-out, "So you were a fucking star? How? What did you do?

"Brother, I sold, like ten million records."

"Whoa, you sang? When"

He was just the coolest motherfucker ever.

He answered, "I was one of those pussy-ass teenage stars, back when you were shitting your drawers in third grade."

Wow, even Leif Garrett must've heard about it.

"Get the fuck outta here," I said.

So to see if he was lying, I called this girl I knew in Detroit on my cell phone.

"You ever heard of Leif Garrett?"

She's like, "No."

"Have her ask her mom," Leif said.

So she asked her mom, who started screaming, "Ahh!!!"

"I told you, man," Leif said. "I was a big fucking star."

So then I asked him, "Did you ever meet Michael Jackson?"

"I did a fucking tour with the Jackson 5!"

I was floored.

"Are you serious?"

"Yeah. They were The Jacksons then."

Then he told me this story how one day, him and Michael Jackson were sitting on this wall in Switzerland.

Michael asked him, "Do you masturbate, Leif?"

"No, I don't, Mike," he answered.

"Well, do you know anybody who masturbates?"

Leif just said, "Yeah, I guess."

Then Michael Jackson asked him, "Well how do they masturbate? Do they grab their penis, and yank it up and down really fast?"

Leif just looked at me.

"Joe, man, I was so uncomfortable at that point; I just got up and walked away."

I told Leif he was fuckin' nuts. I said, "Man, I would've pulled my dick out and waggled it at him! Who cares how weird it was? That's fuckin' Michael Jackson!" I even told him, "Yo, Leif. Don't tell anybody, but if Michael Jackson had a neden, I might fuck him. You know? Maybe?"

Leif thought I was crazy. I was so fascinated by his Michael Jackson stories, I made Leif tell them again and again, because I loved Michael Jackson. As a kid, I used to dance like him and everything.
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Gonad said:
Okay, here it is:

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I asked him, flat-out, "So you were a fucking star? How? What did you do?

"Brother, I sold, like ten million records."

"Whoa, you sang? When"

He was just the coolest motherfucker ever.

He answered, "I was one of those pussy-ass teenage stars, back when you were shitting your drawers in third grade."

Wow, even Leif Garrett must've heard about it.

"Get the fuck outta here," I said.

So to see if he was lying, I called this girl I knew in Detroit on my cell phone.

"You ever heard of Leif Garrett?"

She's like, "No."

"Have her ask her mom," Leif said.

So she asked her mom, who started screaming, "Ahh!!!"

"I told you, man," Leif said. "I was a big fucking star."

So then I asked him, "Did you ever meet Michael Jackson?"

"I did a fucking tour with the Jackson 5!"

I was floored.

"Are you serious?"

"Yeah. They were The Jacksons then."

Then he told me this story how one day, him and Michael Jackson were sitting on this wall in Switzerland.

Michael asked him, "Do you masturbate, Leif?"

"No, I don't, Mike," he answered.

"Well, do you know anybody who masturbates?"

Leif just said, "Yeah, I guess."

Then Michael Jackson asked him, "Well how do they masturbate? Do they grab their penis, and yank it up and down really fast?"

Leif just looked at me.

"Joe, man, I was so uncomfortable at that point; I just got up and walked away."

I told Leif he was fuckin' nuts. I said, "Man, I would've pulled my dick out and waggled it at him! Who cares how weird it was? That's fuckin' Michael Jackson!" I even told him, "Yo, Leif. Don't tell anybody, but if Michael Jackson had a neden, I might fuck him. You know? Maybe?"

Leif thought I was crazy. I was so fascinated by his Michael Jackson stories, I made Leif tell them again and again, because I loved Michael Jackson. As a kid, I used to dance like him and everything.
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Damn. You are one complete freak.
 
Menty doean't give a shit if MJ is a freak. He's already conceded that point. It appears that Menty has acheived an amoral stance vis a vis MJ and simply adores the mans performance skillz.

If you're trying to troll him on the fact tha MJ is a deviant perv, then that's dribbling down your left leg, mixing with the remnants of yesterdays spank rag session.
 
Me either, once he hung that baby off the railing I was like WTF? I watched that video a lot for awhile, and I've come to the conclusion that the baby was genuinely terrorized by the movement and the confusion. You can actually see the erection emerging in Jackson's trousers as the baby frantically kicks.
 
I love Michael Jackson, I only posted this because it was a really weird anecdote that most people will probably never read or hear because it was in a relatively obscure book.
 
jack said:
I watched that video a lot for awhile, and I've come to the conclusion that the baby was genuinely terrorized by the movement and the confusion. You can actually see the erection emerging in Jackson's trousers as the baby frantically kicks.
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Why are you staring at Michael Jackson's erection, Vap?
 
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