Michael Jackson Jokes

[Starship Coyote]

Just for Menty and his faggot ass to enjoy:

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
He heard boys' pants were half-off.

Who does Michael Jackson consider to be a Perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds.

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.

After his wife had a baby, Michael Jackson asked the doctor when it would be OK to have sex again.
The doctor told him he should wait until the kid was at least 12 or 13 years old.

 

[Mentalist]

I know you're old, but seriously, I remember these jokes from when I was in primary school. This material is deader than Anna Nicole Smith.

Still, you've never been much for the cutting edge.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Oldies but goodies. Sorry if I pissed you off.

 

[Sarek]

Just for Menty and his faggot ass to enjoy:

Why the jokes? The name alone is enough to invoke hysterical laughter. :bigass:

 

[Starship Coyote]

I don't know when to stop sometimes.

 

[Sarek]

Ok.

Carry on. :bigass:

 

[Mentalist]

 

[Sarek]

Oh come on. Have a sense of humor for Christ sake.

Everyone knows MJ is nuttier than a fruit cake and could teach Charles Manson a few things about dementia.

 

[Starship Coyote]

Everybody also knows he was guilty as sin too. It's fun to watch MJ worshippers get ugly over all that.

In fact, they get quite bitchy about it, which tells you something.

 

[Mentalist]

Oh come on. Have a sense of humor for Christ sake.

I thought it was pretty funny!

Everybody also knows he was guilty as sin too.

I believe unequivocally in his innocence and for good reason too. Though you probably already guessed that.

It's fun to watch MJ worshippers get ugly over all that. In fact, they get quite bitchy about it, which tells you something

Trust me, I'm one of the "moderate" fans.



Even I think these sad fucks should go out and at least attempt to get laid:


http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...00632087103831


:| :fear: :|

 

[Archibald Nixon]

I must issue an abject apology in advance to Menty & any other MJ fans for a joke that was told to me at work fairly recently:

What do Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong have in common?
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One of them walked on the moon...
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The other one likes to fuck little boys.