Michelle Ryan's tits are the next Who companion

[whisky]

Thats all fine and dandy but...

Rose, londoner
Martha, londoner
Donna, londoner
Michelle Ryan and her tits, londoner

When the hell is the tardis going to land in the north and pick up some fit northern bird?

 

[The Tomtrek]

She'll only be in the one special.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

And she'll only be shown once every 15 minutes standing over the TARDIS controls silently smirking, the rest of the time she won't be in it at all.

 

[Gagh]

Does she get paid three times?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Anna Popplewell should be the next full companion and she should be all stuck up at first until the Doctor teaches her to relax and show cleavage.

 

[Gagh]

And that's it. Just 45 minutes of her standing in front of the camera, playing with her top.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hoom hoom!

(Treebeard approves.)

 

[Gagh]

Dear Points of View, imagine my surprise when I tuned into the new series of Doctor Who last Saturday, expecting a science-fiction related feast of televisual delights only to find some young harlot in skimpy apparel occasionally adjusting her top...

 

[CaptainWacky]

Dear Points of View, imagine my surprise when I tuned into the new series of Doctor Who last Saturday, expecting a science-fiction related feast of televisual delights only to find some young harlot in skimpy apparel occasionally adjusting her top...

They actually did get these letters after Karen Gillan wore SHORT SKIRTS.

 

[Gagh]

THAT SLUT!

 

[whisky]

Well I guess we did get a northern companion.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Lots of planets have a Scotland.

 

[headvoid]

Lots of Norths have a Jizzface

 

[Consumer]

What happened to the girl who ran around in a French Maid outfit for one of those Christmas specials?

 

[CaptainWacky]

She turned into stardust or some such RTD shit.