MICK HUCKNALL CAUGHT FUCKING A RABBIT

[Gagh]

SAID TO THE POLICE HE WAS "HOLDING BACK THE EARS", BUT ALAS THE "BUNNY WAS TOO TIGHT TO MENTION"

 

[whisky]

lol

 

[CaptainWacky]

Then he said that bunnies are a "rollercoaster" and you've just got to "ride them" LOL I GOT IT WRONG

 

[headvoid]

I once met the bassist for the Stone roses (who is called "mani") he said they all called him micky no mates. He had a reputation for calling up model agencies and asking them to provide 2 models to go out with him on a night. Now there is a man with either:

a) a small man complex
OR
b) a "friend of Eggs" to use a bastardised colloquilism

 

[CaptainWacky]

Maybe he had fake legs and the models had to hold him up?

 

[headvoid]

This theory is supported by fact he always asked for two models.

I think you're on to something

 

[whisky]

I just thought he was an annoying ginger twat with an incredibly grating singing voice.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

ALLO SUE. IVE GOT FAKE GINGER LEGS.

 

[Ishcabittle]

D'YOU LIKE BREAD?

 

[MessengerX]

Le singe est sur la branche.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Wait a minute, those are fake arms!

 

[headvoid]

He gets models to hold his flacid arms aloft

 

[CaptainWacky]

OH OH, WE'RE HALFWAY THERE, OH OH, LIVING ON A CHAIR.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do you have a flag?

 

[CaptainWacky]

ALL HAIL KING T.J. HOOKER!

 

[Gagh]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THERE'S NO LIMITS

 

[CaptainWacky]

ALL HAIL A TAXI

 

[Tyrant]

WITH AN INDIAN CABBY LOL OOPS RACIST

 

[CaptainWacky]

INDIAN AS IN NATIVE AMERICAN BUT HE'S RUNNING A CASINO IN THE TRUNK LOL WACKY RACIST

 

[Gagh]

INDIAN AS IN DRESSED LIKE TATANKA.