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MILEY IS NOT THE ONE TO BLAME

headvoid

headvoid

Can I have Ops?
JUST COS MILEY HAS A TONGUE LIKE A VERY THIRSTY GIRAFFE DOES NOT WARRANT THIS OUTRAGE AND FIDDLING WITH HER PERSONAL MATTERS. FLESH COLOURED BIKINIS ARE SO IN IT HURST AND I DON WANT YO HATERS TO DO ANY MORE TO HER. I THINK ROBIN THICKE ACTUALLY HAS A BIG DICK JUST LIKE IT SAID IN THAT VIDEO AND HA HA IT IS FUNNY ACTUALLY SO DON'T MAKE OUT LIKE ITS STUPID AND SELF SATISFIED SHIT EATING YOU FUCKERS.

HERE IS MILEY AND HER TONGUE. IT'S CRUEL AND DON'T YOU SAY ITS NOT.

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I agree.
Wait, is this you, or you posting as Gagh? Because either way I agree.
I mean wait, I am supposed to be posting as Gagh
Oh Bollocks
 
PEOPLE SAY MILEY CO-OPTED BLACK CULTURE BY TWERKING, BUT HOW COME NO ONE EVER COMPLAINS ABOUT BLACKS Co-OPTING WHITE CULTURE BY WEARING SHOES, AFTER ALL EVERYONE KNOWS SHOES WERE INVENTED BY JOHN SHOEMAKER (A SOLID WHITE NAME INDEED) BACK IN JESUS TIMES AND BLACKS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SHOES WERE UNTIL THEY ENCOUTERED THE WHITE MAN IN ARGOS, SO REALLY ANY BLACK WHO WEARS SHOES IS BETRAYING THEIR RACIAL HERITAGE AND ONLY THOSE BLACKS LIKE PETE THE BOSS ROSS WHO PROUDLY DISPLAY METAL FEET ARE REALLY TRUE BLACK PEOPLE.
 
Miley did the internets a public service when she twerked. She gave the internets something new to talk about.

Oh yeah don't forget THE MEDIA, they can cover twerking instead of say important things, so I'm sure they're happy!
 
THE MEDIA HAVE BEEN COVERING UP THE FACT THAT RIKISHI RAN OVER STONE COLD AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THAT HE DID IT FOR THE ROCK FOR YEARS NOW, THEY FAKED PRINCESS DIANA'S DEATH SO THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO REPORT ON NATALIE PORTMAN'S EARS BEING PERFECT IT'S ALL A CONSPIRACY LIKE THE MOON LANDING AND BODGER AND BADGER.
 
I feel like this was actually a massive marketing victory for MTV because it got everybody believing that the VMAs were ever respectable or interesting or worth watching in the first place.
 
They were only good that year Madonna gave birth to Mine Me and popped him out like a ping-pong ball to promote Goldmember yeah baby groovy!
 
I don't get all the fuss. She's not even in the remotest way sexy or attractive. She has no real talent of any kind beyond brainwashing of America's youth and the accumulation of vast wealth.


Lucky bitch.
 
Please remember that a celebrity culture centred around teens and early adults is occasionally going to have teens and early adults act like teens and early adults, in public. Miley did nothing wrong, she was just being Miley. We're the ones who failed her.
 
Disney is responsible for Miley, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Justin Timberlake, Keri Russell, Zac Efron, Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, the Jonas Brothers, and Ryan Gosling.

And the kids who grow old without becoming megastars get thrown on Dancing With The Stars for Len and Bruno to ogle.
 
Captain Kirk would not have given the Miley Cyrus performance that perplexed look. He would have had Scotty beam him over to where Miley was and show her how to sexy dance sexy like. And, he would have mistaken the tongue action as an alien creature and rescued it from Miley's mouth.
 
So would Dave Franco, apparently.

OMG IMGUR IS OVER CAPACITY OTHERWISE I WOULD POST THAT PIC OF SAVE SNEAKING A PEAK AT ZAC'S PACKAGE IN THOSE CLINGY SWEATPANTS YEAH!
 
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