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FederalAgent007

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STLUCY.......have millionaire father pay O/S bad debt at collection agency. Then have him go to waitress you stole tips from in the middle of the night and make restitution. Then have him pick up "all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk" that you pawned off and gave false addresses. Then go pick up mom's welfare check and take to brother who needs to hire a lawyer.
WAIT...........have millionaire father pull Johnny Cochran law team out of backback.
Take a few million from father in robbery attempt, if that fails........forge a check on him, make it bigger than the McDonald check.
 
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK..........ASSAULT HIM AND THEN SUE HIM FOR FALSELY CHARGING YOU FOR ASSAULT AND SUE HIM FOR $28,000. GO BACK 40 TIMES AND YOU WILL END UP WITH 1.1 MILLION.
AFTER THAT, RAPE A WAITRESS, STEAL HER TIPS WHEN SHE FALLS ASLEEP, LIE TO ANYONE WHO QUESTIONS YOU, TELL THEM HOW GREAT YOU ARE AND YOUR MILLIONAIRE FATHER WILL HAVE THEM ARRESTED AND THEIR PICTURE POSTED ON AMERICA'S MOST WANTED. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, COME UP WITH SOME BETTER STORIES THAN YOU HAVE BECAUSE THEY ARE SOUNDING REALLY LAME AT THIS POINT AND EVERYONE IS LAUGHING BEHIND YOUR BACK.
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, GO TO WENDY'S, WAIT TILL MANAGER LEAVES OFFICE......GO IN, RIFLE IN HIS DESK TILL YOU FIND THE COMPANY CHECKBOOK.........FORGE BIG FAT CHECK TO YOURSELF AND TELL EVERYONE YOU GOT THE MONEY FROM YOUR MILLIONAIRE FATHER.
 
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, HAVE YOUR BROTHER ACT IN AN OFFICIAL STATE REP POSITION AND CREATE CRIMINAL RECORDS ON PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW SO THAT YOU MAKE YOURSELF LOOK LIKE A BIGSHOT WHO HAS GOVERNMENT FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES. IF YOU GET CAUGHT...........DENY, DENY, DENY.
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, KEEP LYING AND FORGETTING WHAT YOU LIED ABOUT UNTIL ALL YOUR STORIES DON'T ADD UP AND THE PEOPLE WITH IQ'S ABOVE 100 SLOWLY START TO REALIZE SOMETHING DOESN'T ADD UP. IF THEY START LAUGHING AT YOU, MAKE UP EVEN MORE BIZARRE STORIES AND POINT OUT THAT YOUR ACCUSERS ARE CRACK ADDICTS WHO LIKE TO ACCUSE YOU OF STEALING THEIR TIPS. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, PULL JOHNNY COCKRAN LAW TEAM OUT OF MILLIONAIRE FATHERS BACKPACK.
 
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, STEAL MOM'S WELFARE CHECK OUT OF MAILBOX AND TELL HER THE GOVERNMENT RAN OUT OF MONEY THIS MONTH AND SHE MIGHT HAVE TO FIND A TEMPORARY JOB TO KEEP THE LIGHTS ON. IF THAT DOESN'T WORK, MOVE INTO BROTHERS $6000 TRAILER AND SHARE THE RENT WITH 5 OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS ONE BEING SEVERELY MENTALLY ILL AND YOU CANNOT HAVE YOU PHONE CALL OUT BECAUSE SHE CALLS EVERYONE TO TELL THEM SHE ISN'T ILL. YOU ARE HOLDING HER HOSTAGE SO YOU CAN STEAL MILLIONS OF HER DOLLARS!!!!!!
 
THEN TELL EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET YOU REALLY AREN'T DEADASS BROKE, LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER. YOU ARE A RICH KID WHO CAN BUY ANYONE AND ANYTHING. IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE YOU.......HAVE BROTHER CREATE CRIMINAL RECORDS ON THEM WITH COMPANY COMPOOTER, THEN GO TO SHERIFFS DEPT AND ISSUE A WARRANT FOR THEIR ARREST FOR ONLINE HARASSMENT.
 
ONCE YOU HAVE READ ALL OF THIS AND COMPREHEND........PERHAPS IT WILL BE TOMMOROW.........GO CRYING TO ADMINISTRATION AND THREATEN THEM WITH LEGAL ACTION IF THEY DO NOT REMOVE. IF THEY STILL DO NOT "OBEY" YOU, PULL MILLIONAIRE FATHERS BACKPACK OUT AND PRODUCE JOHNNY COCHRAN LAW TEAM.
 
IF YOU DO NOT OBEY ME YOU WILL BE STARING CRIMINAL CHARGES DIRECTLY IN THE FACE.

^^Guess the Person Who made This Quote??? It should be Quote of Week.
 
I KNEW YOU HAD A MENTAL PROBLEM WHEN YOU SWITCHED PERSONALITIES MID-STREAM.


I CAN THANK BELLADONITA FOR SWITCHING THE PERSONALITIES MIDSTREAM.
 
WHY OH WHY OH WHY DID YOU TELL MY WIFE YOU WERE TIRED OF ME STALKING YOU ALL OVER THE INTERNET?????????? DID YOU NOT BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAID YOU WERE STARING CRIMINAL CHARGES DIRECTLY IN THE FACE. DONE!!! THANKS TO MY NIFTY COMPANY COMPOOTER AND FRIENDS IN HIGH PLACES. I HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE AND EVERYTHING TO WIN!!!!!
 
I COMMAND THE ADMINISTRATORS OF THIS BOARD TO ERASE ALL OF THESE POSTS AND TO BANISH JILLIANBACARDI TO DAYCARE WHERE THE GODS WILL DECIDE WHAT SHE SAYS.
 
EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! QUICKLY!!!!!!! QUICKLY!!!!!!!! CONTACT YOUR LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT!!!!!! JILLIANBACARDI MUST BE STOPPED ON THE INTERNET!!!!!!!! *LOOKS AROUND* HERE............POST THIS CRIMINAL RECORD I CREATED..........*LOOKS AROUND*........HERE IS THE TAX RETURN I HACKED FROM HER PUTER........SHE IS SO COMPOOTER ILLITERATE IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF GUESSING HER PASSWORD!!!!!!!!!
 
CAT GOT YO' TONGUE LUCY???? HE IS PROBABLY CRYING HIS EYES OUT, STOMPING AROUND UPSTAIRS IN CHAT, RANTING, THREATENING EVERYONE WITH CRIMINAL CHARGES AND PULLING JOHNNY COCHRAN OUT OF HIS DAD'S BACKPACK. MILLIONAIRES SON'S CAN DO THAT .......YOU KNOW??? THEY CAN RAISE THE DEAD, BUT OF COURSE WE ALL KNOW HE REALLY ISN'T DEAD. ISN'T THAT RIGHT LUCY????? HE IS IN YOUR DAD'S BACKPACK!!! YOU HAVE PWND EVERYONE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!
 
I spin a good story!!! I think a jury will find me to be quite credible. Thats all that matters.

You know how awful I am on message boards???? I am the opposite in real life.
 
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