Mindless Rantings of a bitter old man

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
what do people mean when they say they want to vent their spleen?
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
and why is my computer taking so long to post?
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
is it just me or does anyone else get annoyed by the hundreds, perhaps thousands, of mindless morons that inhabit the british transport network on a wednesday morning?
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
i mean to say, i appreciate that people have just spent ten sedentary days consuming their own bodyweight in high calorie crap, but does that give monstro the human fart machine the right to let rip on the train carriage on the way to work this morning?
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
the stench was quite outrageous
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
As I sat there trying to read my paper through the tears in my eyes, I heard the woman in the seat behind me throw up quietly into what I later found out was her hand bag.
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
and simply too much for myself and most of the rest of compartment
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
we all debussed onto the next station platform
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
Queenstown Road
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
Do you know where Queenstown Road is?
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
Well I didn't
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
But I do now
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
It is a shit hole on the edge of Battersea and surrounded by the kind of high density, state sponsored, urban housing, that people in suits only see on their TV screens when watching "crime watch"
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
My suit and i thought we'd be able to get the next train out
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
do you know what low frequency means?
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
1 train an hour
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
1 fucking train an hour?

that's not a station, that's a pause in conversation.

a moments indecision from the driver.

a hiccup
 

Goat

wolverines ate my mother
my suit and i whent to see if there were any black cabs about
 
Top