Gagh
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So, it's 2012. TK has been usurped and overrun by the excellence that is the Mine Field. Who will be regular contributors, other than who is already here?
Here are my punts:
Yes, it's Dogtanian regular, Monsier De Treville.Despite being no more than a collection of dubiously arranged animated cells, De Treville will take up the mantle of former Mine Field member, the late Gagh (tragically killed in a dildo bungee accident).
I anticipate that friend of the countryside and former kiddy's newscaster John Craven will be trying to put members off from dog-rape or something, whilst drawing his pension. Craven, a 7 foot 400 pound Behemoth from a remote Bavarian village will constantly gatecrash threads with tales of gnawing on a variety of tasty bones around the world.
Out of work actor, and profanity-meister extraordinaire, Joe Pesci will be breaking our motherfucking balls for speaking to those motherfucking jewboys, motherfucker. Pesci, a life-long advocate of Cherry Coke will post numerous photos of himself covered in clothing sponsored by the over-sweetened glop. RWC, by this time a drag-addled middle-aged male-prosititute will Photoshop the lot, replacing the Coke logos with Condom logos, arseholes or something equally shitty.
Disgraced former Starfleet cadet Nick Locarno will be here. He is now a retired schoolteacher, and has turned to cheap alcohol. He will ramble on and on about Wesley Crusher, and the declining standard of chalk-sticks at smaller schools.
The floor will have fallen out of reality TV, and former 'star' of BBC reality TV show 'Airport' Jeremy 'Fucking' Spake will have also found his way here. Posting soley in Cyrillic and Nursery rhymes, he will form a less than healthy obsession with Captain Wacky.
By 2012, the 30th season of Power Rangers will have aired. Power Rangers will have been elevated to demi-God status by these time, but the cult will have rejected the previous 'coolest of them all', the Green Ranger for the newest fad, Burnt Sienna Ranger, and his wife to be, Misty Buff Ranger. The original Green Ranger, meanwhile, will find his way here.
Here are my punts:
Yes, it's Dogtanian regular, Monsier De Treville.Despite being no more than a collection of dubiously arranged animated cells, De Treville will take up the mantle of former Mine Field member, the late Gagh (tragically killed in a dildo bungee accident).
I anticipate that friend of the countryside and former kiddy's newscaster John Craven will be trying to put members off from dog-rape or something, whilst drawing his pension. Craven, a 7 foot 400 pound Behemoth from a remote Bavarian village will constantly gatecrash threads with tales of gnawing on a variety of tasty bones around the world.
Out of work actor, and profanity-meister extraordinaire, Joe Pesci will be breaking our motherfucking balls for speaking to those motherfucking jewboys, motherfucker. Pesci, a life-long advocate of Cherry Coke will post numerous photos of himself covered in clothing sponsored by the over-sweetened glop. RWC, by this time a drag-addled middle-aged male-prosititute will Photoshop the lot, replacing the Coke logos with Condom logos, arseholes or something equally shitty.
Disgraced former Starfleet cadet Nick Locarno will be here. He is now a retired schoolteacher, and has turned to cheap alcohol. He will ramble on and on about Wesley Crusher, and the declining standard of chalk-sticks at smaller schools.
The floor will have fallen out of reality TV, and former 'star' of BBC reality TV show 'Airport' Jeremy 'Fucking' Spake will have also found his way here. Posting soley in Cyrillic and Nursery rhymes, he will form a less than healthy obsession with Captain Wacky.
By 2012, the 30th season of Power Rangers will have aired. Power Rangers will have been elevated to demi-God status by these time, but the cult will have rejected the previous 'coolest of them all', the Green Ranger for the newest fad, Burnt Sienna Ranger, and his wife to be, Misty Buff Ranger. The original Green Ranger, meanwhile, will find his way here.
