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Mine Field MIA part 2013

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Mine Fielders who have not posted in 2013 and where they are...

Seph - After setting a new world record in the art of "getting muntered" on New Year's Eve, Seph woke up to find himself in Switzerland living as a goat farmer. Content with his new life, Seph changed his name to "Mad Joe The Chest Fucker" and hung out with goats for seventeen hours. Unfortuantley SWISS PETE happened to be walking by and noticed Seph and decided he wanted revenge for Seph shattering his left testicle four years earlier as a joke. It looked like Seph's slashing days were over, until he woke to discovered the whole thing had been a dream and he was actually in bed with Helen Skelton.

FBI Parte Due - Arrested for being a cat.
 
Mentalist - Refuses to post until CaptainWacky posts the "SERIOUSLY, MENTY, JUST FUCKING POST" thread.

SexPoster47 - Not a real Mine Field poster.
 
Ishcabittle - Travelling the world farthering children, who he will finally collect in thirteen years time to "form a child army to take over the world! If you think Kony 2012 was bad, just wait for Isch 2026!"
 
Dr_Dave - Locked in mortal combat with twelve bastards. Should take at least another week to finish (a day to kill them, six days to taunt their families.)
 
I might have believed that if you had made a thread at REFCL about Portlandia's new season starting last Friday. Now I have to watch it in re-run. I feel so dirty.
 
Gagh - Theorising that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Doctor Gagh Beckett stepped into the Mine Field Leap accelerator and vanished...he woke to find himself trapped in the past, facing naked mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. Or for the more amusing anyway. Sometimes he just fucks things up for fun, to be honest. He punched Bob Hope once. His only guide on this journey is Hambil, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram with metal feet that only Gagh can see and hear. And so Doctor Gagh finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong or just fucking things up for fun sometimes, and hoping each time that his next leap will be the leap home…
 
WillsZenith - Realising that Merlin is over and he'll never be able to post about "old onionhead" again, WillsZenith vanished from reality.
 
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