Minimalist play

[CaptainWacky]

(A man walks onto stage.)

Man: You've all wasted your money buying tickets for this play!

(He gives them the finger and walks off stage. The same man then walks back on, wearing a hat.)

Director: I am the director and I apologise for that.

(He takes his hat off and eats it then walks off stage.)

FIN

 

[The Dork Lord]

Minimilist reveiw:

Don't see.

 

[Cassie]

BEST. PLAY. EVER.

 

[Dr Dave]

IT WOULD WIN A TONY AWARD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT I THINK!!dddswfr

 

[curiousa2z]

GREAT PLAY FOR A FOURTH DATE: OK THAT WAS THE INTELLECTUAL CONTENT FOR THE EVENING THEN LETS GO HOME AND HAVE SEX NOW

 

[CaptainWacky]

/FIRST DATE MORE LIKE LOL SEX

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Sounds like something the Dadaists would have put on, but with less shouting and cutlery.