I'll give you my mint.
Here.
Make it a mint julep.
Ok.
Would you like a lady finger and frozen crushed oranges with that?
We don't have Cookie Dough here. What's it like?
Like hell have I ever made Cookies from scratch. I'm a lazy bastard!
Oh. My Mum used to let me do the usual when I was a kid - Stab Pakistanis in the face, and kick out old lady's walkers.
My mom was very overprotective when I was a kid. Still is.