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Mirah and I will not be getting married...

Dr Dave

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I know it comes as a shock to some of you.

But the union that would have been Doctor Dave and Mirah Dave cannot be. Like a house of cards, or a house of penguins, it can not stand.

Ashes to Ashes, butts to butts.
 
I am sad.
 
Me too.

Sadder then that time I saw somebody help a Nun.
 
Was it a hippy nun? A dirty hippy nun?
 
It was just a regular nun.

I don't think hippie nuns exist.

And thank god, if they did, I don't know if I could make it though this trying time.
 
Mother Theresa looked like a dirty hippie.
 
Don't get me started on hippies!
 
THIS SHIT, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT.
 
Mirah and I will not be getting married...

I cannot possibly cope with the stress of this situation. I may have to turn to alcohol. :painkiller:
 
I don't blame you.
 
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