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Mirah, I Have A Big Meaty Dildo For You

Gonad

DON'T FUCK WITH MY TITLE BITCH
Mirah, I Have A Big Meaty Dildo For You, but your box is full. Toss out that lowlife garbage and let some of this grade-A cock in.
 
Wow, it is a good thing that I Love Cunt, otherwise you'd never get this cum in your box.
 
I want to squeeze my eyes shut really tight. And make a penis grow out of the side of my hip. And then I want to shake my butt and watch my hip-penis jiggle around. Then I'll twist it and see if I can twist the tip 360-more, until it is no longer comfortable. We'll go from there.
 
If you make me rhyme I'm just going to get goofy. I bet you can suck cock. Right now I'm thinking about what it would feel like if I had a cock and you were sucking it, playing around the tip with your tongue.
 
Seattle doesn't have very many interesting events. There was a World Fair here in 1962 appx., and there is a corresponding Elvis movie, but that's about it.
 
Nope. Not filmed in Seattle, just set there. I remember there was one episode where they did film on location and it made all the local news networks.
 
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