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Missmanners Smuggled Hambil Into TK.

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That little shit was slated as 'next' at the glue factory before TK's favourite winky-smiley posting matriarch stuffed him under her copious Alice in Wonderland styled wire-framed skirt and brought him here.

Morrighan soon followed by tracking his scent in the sewers of New York. Unfortunately she was traced by a 25 foot flushed Croc (Shatna).
 
I can't believe she smuggled him in anally. I mean, it's fun and all, but how sanitary can that really be?
 
mm's anus was previously home to CND HQ, so Hambil wasn't entirely out of place.
 
Also she wears that butt plug all the time and so there's something to do in there. (Graffiti the butt plug, I mean.)
 
That's not a butt plug. That's a manhole cover from the New York City Sewers presented to mm by Morrighan at last year's TK Xmas Do.
 
Impressive!

This is the first thing Google Images found for butt plug, LOL. FYI that's the presidential seal:

bush_butt_plug.jpg
 
Silly. That's mm's novelty press-on fingernails.
 
DID SHE SMUGGLE MORRIGON IN HER TITS?
 
WE CAN ONLY BUT HOPE, WACKSTER, WE CAN ONLY BUT HOPE!
 
I heard she snuggled me in her vagina!

Oh wait, that was just me wanking and thinking about something along those lines...
 
LOL SHE SMUGGLED CHEESE IN HER TOES
 
SilentBtViolent said:
Oh wait, that was just me wanking and thinking about something along those lines...
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LINES OF COKE OFF OF HER STRAP-ON, YOU MEAN, LOL, HAHA, BONC!
 
DOC CROC LOL
 
he was the BADDIE in the famed HULK HOGAN action series THUNDER IN PARADISE, filmed entirely in WACKY'S PANTS.
 
Yep should have called it CUM STAINS in PANTSADISE lol
 
IT WOULD HAVE HAD JERRY LAWLER IN IT AS WELL THEN!
 
NOT AGAIN! THE SAME LINK PAIN IS HURTING!
 
:(
 
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