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Mister Tumnus: Friend or FAWN?

You know when Lorne had his bar, and he had the anti-demon-violence spell in place? Do you think that if he tried to wank himself off furiously his hand would violently jerk away from his pecker because of the spell?
 
Strange as it sounds, I've never thought about that before! Maybe he put a "loophole" in the spell to allow violent wanking and fucking.
 
I definitely think thats why he got moodier when he moved into the hotel - all the wanking made him tired and tetchy. That spell was definitely stopping that guy from getting sticky.
 
He should have had Wolfram and Hart take his desire to masturbate away, like when they took his sleep away.
 
They could have replaced it with a need to masturbate Wesley instead. Would have been FUN seeing him explain THAT.
 
Especially if Wes kept shooting his load over Angel. "YOU BASTARD YOU TOOK MY SON AND NOW YOU'RE CUMMING ALL OVER ME! I WILL BREAK YOU!"
 
I think the clothing is more for stability. The girl thundercat's boobs bouncing every which-a-way, Puma's big ol' pecker floppin around...

Snarf didn't wear clothes, did he?
 
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